Uri Geller poll

[Carvalho Diablo]

Not wishing to colour the argument any, so all I'll say is please feel free to cast your vote regarding GMTV's resident spoon-bender.

Your own comment regarding all things "bendy", please feel free to elaborate.

If you please...

[Bridgeman]

Not suprised this weirdo was friends with wacko, bet david ike is another mate too

[isaac_hunt]

The guy is a complete charlatan. I loved how he would not comment on when the last time he had spoken to Jacko was...cos it was fucking ages ago

[kemlynreds]

He's a cock

[Evs]

He should have all his teeth knocked out.

With a hammer.

[NeverOffside]

The guy is a complete charlatan. I loved how he would not comment on when the last time he had spoken to Jacko was...cos it was fucking ages ago

I heard that :)

"I'm afraid I can't comment on that" - all mysterious. I suppose he didn't want to say 2004. :rolleyes:

I also liked

"So I said to Michael 'Michael, are you lonely?' and Michael paused for ten seconds and said 'Uri Geller, I'm very lonely"

So he started the reply with your name, did he? Wanker.

[glockdanny]

The guy is a complete charlatan

Fuck off, they're great!

Rob Collins will sort out Jacko up there alright.

[isaac_hunt]

Fuck off, they're great!

Rob Collins will sort out Jacko up there alright.

That was really bad.

[ger_ryan22]

If he so much as glances at my cutlery set I'll lynch him!

[kellysheroes]

The guy is a complete charlatan. I loved how he would not comment on when the last time he had spoken to Jacko was...cos it was fucking ages ago
I'm just back from the pub having had this same conversation and called them him a charlatan of the highest order - are you me by any chance:eek:

[Sweetman]

haha, Lethal Injection 100%

not to popular then:p

[Mel Wood]

I'm pretty sure he was exposed as a complete fraud in the mid-late 70s and yet he's somehow still in gainful employment, which baffles me.

Proves there's one born every minute I suppose.

[AntonioLFC08]

What's the cunt famous for, I could go and pick a spoon, knife or fork out of the cutlery draw and bend it several ways.

[Carvalho Diablo]

The divvy cunt got "outted" years back on one of Noel Edmonds programmes.

A hidden camera trick caught the creepy bastard covertly bending a spoon with his hands, whilst diverting an owld birdes attention with some other schtick.

I would say to the creepy fucking Mr Geller, check out the results of this poll mate before making a bee-line towards your next dupe's cuttlery drawer, and as mixed as peoples feelings were (and still are) towards the admittedly talented Mr Jackson, when it comes to YOU, you are well and truely fucked.

Go and find a cave you talentless, creepy fucking, leacherous spastic.

And die.

[Rushback]

If he was that good he'd have seen it coming

[steviegerrard1]

Who is he? I heard him on 5 live the other night and he sounded like a complete and utter dickhead

[Bridgeman]

i`d just like to know who is the person who voted for Geller?

[King Xabi]

i`d just like to know who is the person who voted for Geller?

It was I.

[isaac_hunt]

It was I.

For a laugh?

[Bridgeman]

[QUOTE=King Xabi;1200001]It was I.[/QUOTE

you`re a brave lad admittin dat :D

[red_pad]

Muthafuckin Spoon Lover!!

[King Xabi]

For a laugh?

Sort of. I think he's a prick, but then again, do I want him to be put down? Not really.

[isaac_hunt]

Sort of. I think he's a prick, but then again, do I want him to be put down? Not really.

You did not have to vote you know?

[King Xabi]

You did not have to vote you know?

I felt a bit left out.

[isaac_hunt]

I felt a bit left out.

Oh okay, thats fair enough. I can see why you might feel that way what with no one else here liking you and not letting you into our gang.

[King Xabi]

Oh okay, thats fair enough. I can see why you might feel that way what with no one else here liking you and not letting you into our gang.

Thanks for understanding my difficult situation.

[Eising agreed]

A lot of you are just jealous that you can't bend spoons with your brains.

A talent like that is truly a gift from the almighty and you will all rot in hell for the very nasty, hurtful things you say about Uri and the priest of pop.

So, to summarise, lethal injection.