Must Not See Films.

[Mel Wood]

Semi-Pro.

Somehow there are a lot more laughs in the minute-long trailer than the 90 minute film.

Dire.




Just fucking rank.




Terrible.




I didn't like it.

[AshyP]

Semi-Pro.

Somehow there are a lot more laughs in the minute-long trailer than the 90 minute film.

Dire.




Just fucking rank.




Terrible.




I didn't like it.

you can add Anchorman to that list too

[ohdear]

Did you ever see Honest with the girls from All Saints??.

You won't want to.

Ever.

[AshyP]

Did you ever see Honest with the girls from All Saints??.

You won't want to.

Ever.

Im not entirely sure what you were expecting! You knew they were in it presumably, therefore you knew it would be shite ;):p

[ohdear]

Im not entirely sure what you were expecting! You knew they were in it presumably, therefore you knew it would be shite ;):p
I got reviews saying it was the worst film ever made and I thought it can't be that bad surely,so I had a look.

I was wrong.I was wronger than Brian Wrong from Wrongcastle.

[jak16lfc]

1408 and smoking aces is all i can think of at the moment, i'm really tired though. What the fuck is that lads stonk on all about in smoking aces? really strange but funny.

[user name]

i liked smokin' aces... alecia keys is grrrreat...

but, probably the worst filum of all time has got to be 'the boys in blue'... cannon and ball at their most atrocious... no, really... it's not even 'funny-bad'... it's just a waste of a few quid and precious moments of one's fleeting life...

[candyman]

you can add Anchorman to that list too

I disagree.
I found Anchorman to be a very funny movie.

[candyman]

1408 and smoking aces is all i can think of at the moment, i'm really tired though. What the fuck is that lads stonk on all about in smoking aces? really strange but funny.

Agree with both of those.
Smoking Aces was in particular was a real stinker.

I'd like to add Highlander 2,3...n to the record.

[ohdear]

I disagree.
I found Anchorman to be a very funny movie.

It's the only Will Ferrell film worth watching.

Virus with Jamie Lee Curtis and Donald Sutherland was another one I paid to go and watch.

Slither was meant to be the American Shaun of the Dead.It was piss.

I'd rather hurt myself with pliers than sit through anything with Adam Sandler or Ben Stiller in.

[moe1971]

Think you regard fims with even more contempt when you shell out to see them at the pictures. Least at home you can just turn over.

Disclsoure.

Contact.

The royal tenembuns (sp?).Outstanding cast. Fucking shocking film.

If you go and see a film with canon and ball in it you really cant be expecting oscar material?

[candyman]

What was the John Travolta movie?
Something like Battleship Earth. (A scientologist movie)

That movie has to win the Oscar for worst film.

[Evs]

The worst film since 'Roundhay Garden Scene' (1888) is 'You Got Mail'.

So atrociously bad I burst out laughing half-way through, I just couldn't believe I was sat there watching it.

The missus loved it, of course.

[Kid of the Kop]

Grease

I'm sorry but it is the most disgusting piece of visual 'entertainment' I have ever had the misfortune to see.

[Mel Wood]

Revolver, the Guy Ritchie one.

[konghøst]

I disagree.
I found Anchorman to be a very funny movie.

Seconded!

[Kopit3]

Forrest Gump

Schindlers list anything by spielberg really bar jurrasic park and minority report he is a hack!

Titanic


Adam Sandler was brilliant in Punch Drunk Love

[candyman]

Terminator 2 and 3.

[Jimmys Chippy]

Terminator 2 and 3.2 wasn't that bad as the effects were something else at that time, but 3 sucked a fat one.

[candyman]

2 wasn't that bad as the effects were something else at that time, but 3 sucked a fat one.

That's all the movie is though. Nice special effects.
Shite film which tried to ruin the first one.

[AshyP]

Seconded!

Ok just me then :o

The only good thing about that movie is Christina Applegate

All the Spiderman movies were fuckin shite

Star Wars 1, 2 & 3 were shite too

[RedRich]

Ultraviolet. I thought it might be sort of like Equilibrium but with a fit girl (that one who was in Fifth Element, her name escapes me, wait no it doesn't, Milla Jovovich). Ultrashite.

Recently saw Jumper, that was pretty dire considering Samuel L. Jackson is in it (and Mannequin). They just took the Nightcrawler character from X-men and turned him human. Not only human but a human who can't act.

[ohdear]

Ahh,that reminds me.Aeon Flux.

[RED CORNER]

Grease

I'm sorry but it is the most disgusting piece of visual 'entertainment' I have ever had the misfortune to see.



Grease is a good bit of fun. Didn't like it when it 1st came out but I do like it now.


As I mentioned on another thread, Cloverfield is utter garbage.

Add to that a film I saw recently that had the tit out of Billy Elliott and Samuel L Jackson in it. Can't remember the name but it was about people who could 'jump' back in time. Not a bad idea,but Samuel L Jackson aside, the acting was atrocious.

[NeverOffside]

I think this is more an 'overrated' list, rather than purely shit. There are thousands of shit movies, just check anything below 4 on imdb.

So, movies I think are shit but others seem to rate.


300 - triumph of style over content. In other words, shit.
Spiderman movies - shite. Batman Begins is how it should be done.
Kill Bill 1 and 2 - plagiarised rubbish
The Scream movies or any of those horror comedies.
Hostel - torture porn.
Rocky Horror Picture Show - God I Hate This Show
A Clockwork Orange - it's shit, admit it. I like Kubrick but i just can't get into this one.

and ANY musical.

[vin]

Cloverfield - Agree with Red Corner - what a load of shite....

Any film that's got to do with street dancing - had the misfortune to watch "You got served" - wtf was all that about?

The Star Trek movies, especially the new ones are always shite.

I am Legend - complete shite

Another one that I downloaded, I think it was called "what's up chuck" or something like that. Was meant to be a comedy - was complete and utter dross

[ger_ryan22]

Death and life of Bobby Z

Horse Whisperer

30 Days of Nights

Apparently, Hannibal Rising is meant to be one awful movie!

[Red Dawn]

Underworld. I'm not into this kind of stuff really, but if I was I'd still think it was shite.

[Ducatiboy749]

Tin Cup or any other Costner film for that matter.

[Rafas Benitles]

There are so many but top and by some considerable distance is Moulin Rouge and I realise that I shouldn't have watched it in the first place, but my god that is an awful film...

[ohdear]

Any film that's got to do with street dancing - had the misfortune to watch "You got served" - wtf was all that about?


Ahahahahaha,I can't beleive you sat through that,even if it was with a woman you were trying to hump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[candyman]

I think this is more an 'overrated' list, rather than purely shit. There are thousands of shit movies, just check anything below 4 on imdb.

So, movies I think are shit but others seem to rate.


300 - triumph of style over content. In other words, shit.
Spiderman movies - shite. Batman Begins is how it should be done.
Kill Bill 1 and 2 - plagiarised rubbish
The Scream movies or any of those horror comedies.
Hostel - torture porn.
Rocky Horror Picture Show - God I Hate This Show
A Clockwork Orange - it's shit, admit it. I like Kubrick but i just can't get into this one.

and ANY musical.

Spiderman 1 and 2 were superb. If you didn't like the movies then you were probably not a fan of the comics.

Batman Begins was ok and it's heart was in the right place but was a compromised attempt. If you've read Year One or the Dark Night Returns you'll see what a compromise it was.

[candyman]

Battlefield Earth was so bad I'm going to mention it again.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185183/

It actually won the worst movie of all time award shortly after it came out.

[NeverOffside]

Spiderman 1 and 2 were superb. If you didn't like the movies then you were probably not a fan of the comics.

Batman Begins was ok and it's heart was in the right place but was a compromised attempt. If you've read Year One or the Dark Night Returns you'll see what a compromise it was.

Ok, from a non Comic Book Guy point of view they were shit. :)

[vin]

Rocky V.

[candyman]

Cloverfield - Agree with Red Corner - what a load of shite....

Any film that's got to do with street dancing - had the misfortune to watch "You got served" - wtf was all that about?

The Star Trek movies, especially the new ones are always shite.

I am Legend - complete shite

Another one that I downloaded, I think it was called "what's up chuck" or something like that. Was meant to be a comedy - was complete and utter dross

I actually quite liked Star Trek 1 and 2. The rest I agree were pretty shite.

As for streetdancing did you never see Breakdance: Electric Boogaloo? How can a film with a name like that be bad?

[ohdear]

Battlefield Earth does deserve a mention actually.

I remember coming in very drunk one night and I wasn't even paying attention to it,but I still knew is was one of the worst things that had ever been made.

[UprightMatador]

Forrest Gump



Good call - horrible, horrible movie - I find it impossible to watch from start to finish in one sitting.

Who said Contact was a bad move? :mad: I thought it was excellent - one of my favourites.

[ohdear]

That line about life being like a box of fucking chocolates winds me up no end.

[candyman]

That line about life being like a box of fucking chocolates winds me up no end.

Now we all know what to say if we need to wind you up.

[vin]

Ahahahahaha,I can't beleive you sat through that,even if it was with a woman you were trying to hump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

How did you figure that out!!! I think the South Park version is far better!!!

[Scooby G]

I disagree.
I found Anchorman to be a very funny movie.

I disagree!

Bought it on DVD, watched it, took it back

[vin]

Good call - horrible, horrible movie - I find it impossible to watch from start to finish in one sitting.

Who said Contact was a bad move? :mad: I thought it was excellent - one of my favourites.

Thought Forrest Gump was ok, better than that one where he is stranded on a desert island.

[ohdear]

How did you figure that out!!! I think the South Park version is far better!!!

There is no other reason.I couldn't sit through the damn preview.

I know the South Park episode your on about:D.

[ohdear]

Now we all know what to say if we need to wind you up.

I am not a virgin!!!!!!!.

[tonk]

Grease

I'm sorry but it is the most disgusting piece of visual 'entertainment' I have ever had the misfortune to see.
I remember seeing it at me local cinema when I was about 12. I loved it. Guess you had to be there.

[tonk]

I've never actually walked out of a cinema as I only pick movies that will have something going for them. However the one film that stands out as being unbearable at the time (on video) was 'The Lost Boys' from about 1988 with Keifer Sutherland. The dialogue was all 'valley girl' try-hard shit. RUBBISH!

[joycey182]

the weatherman

worse nic cage film.
probably worst film too

[North Wales Red]

I've never actually walked out of a cinema as I only pick movies that will have something going for them. However the one film that stands out as being unbearable at the time (on video) was 'The Lost Boys' from about 1988 with Keifer Sutherland. The dialogue was all 'valley girl' try-hard shit. RUBBISH!

How very dare you.:mad::eek::confused:
The Lost Boys is a classic film and the soundtrack was aces too.

[Swiss LFC fan]

The Mist
Hitch
Kazaam :rolleyes:

The wannabe horror movie where they go into the forest, get lost and for some reason throw their map into the river..
And it even has a sequel :eek:

there are so many shit movies out there

[RedRich]

How very dare you.:mad::eek::confused:
The Lost Boys is a classic film and the soundtrack was aces too.

I second that! Awesome film.

[Vv6]

I recently purchaced a film called ANAL LESBIANS


It turned out to be a documentry featuring Martina Navratalova and KD Lang arranging all of thier CD's into alphabetical order and labeling all the food in their fridges.


Needles to say I was dissapointed

for sale 1 industrial size tub of hand cream and 10 boxes of Klenex tissues £20 ono

[Swiss LFC fan]

I recently purchaced a film called ANAL LESBIANS


It turned out to be a documentry featuring Martina Navratalova and KD Lang arranging all of thier CD's into alphabetical order and labeling all the food in their fridges.


Needles to say I was dissapointed

for sale 1 industrial size tub of hand cream and 10 boxes of Klenex tissues £20 ono

:D:D:D

[ohdear]

Same when I bought one called No Men Allowed.

It was about the Womens Institute.They made some jam.

I still knocked one out.

[North Wales Red]

Same when I bought one called No Men Allowed.

It was about the Womens Institute.They made some jam.

I still knocked one out.

That moves us onto the classic that is Scrubbers starring a young and even more brutal Pam St Clement AKA Pat Butcha.

[RedRich]

That moves us onto the classic that is Scrubbers starring a young and even more brutal Pam St Clement AKA Pat Butcha.

OOF!

[steviegerrard1]

Saw 4...What a load of rubbish and the ending was predictable

[North Wales Red]

Saw 4...What a load of rubbish and the ending was predictable

"I've rented Breast monsters from Jupiter tonight.I don't want to give away the ending but it involves breasts."-Al Bundy.

[candyman]

How very dare you.:mad::eek::confused:
The Lost Boys is a classic film and the soundtrack was aces too.

Agreed...



...erm dude!

Actually it was.

[RobT]

NAKED LUNCH


to quote the Simpsons, "I can think of at least 2 things wrong with that title"

Worst few hours of my life.

[North Wales Red]

How very dare you.:mad::eek::confused:
The Lost Boys is a classic film and the soundtrack was aces too.

A trailer to the Lost Boys sequel if anyone is interested.
It looks shit but I'll have to watch it for nostalgic purposes.
I spotted Corey Feldman but not Corey Haim.I heard they were both going to be in it.Oh well.
http://www.moviesonline.ca/movienews_14314.html

[RedRich]

A trailer to the Lost Boys sequel if anyone is interested.
It looks shit but I'll have to watch it for nostalgic purposes.
I spotted Corey Feldman but not Corey Haim.I heard they were both going to be in it.Oh well.
http://www.moviesonline.ca/movienews_14314.html

That looks awful. I gotta see it. Edgar Frog!

[tonk]

I second that! Awesome film. 'The Lost Boys'

I seem to have touched on a bit of a nerve! I turned it off after about 20 minutes when someone said 'Scope the threads dude'. Like totally zodular!
Maybe i'll give it another go sometime.
Another film that I thought, 'Jeez, that was shit', was 'Brazil' from about 1985.I think Terry Gilliam directed it.

[RedRich]

'The Lost Boys'

I seem to have touched on a bit of a nerve! I turned it off after about 20 minutes when someone said 'Scope the threads dude'. Like totally zodular!
Maybe i'll give it another go sometime.
Another film that I thought, 'Jeez, that was shit', was 'Brazil' from about 1985.I think Terry Gilliam directed it.

Not touched a nerve, but I've never met anyone who's seen it and not liked it. And even then, disliked it enough to put it in a 'must not see' discussion.

Its just one of those cult films that is sort of corny but the ingredients are just right to make it highly enjoyable. I even remember Kiefer Sutherland saying in an interview (when he was supposed to be plugging 24) that the film has something about it as people still ask him about it to this day.

The soundtrack is a classic too.

[ger_ryan22]

Not touched a nerve, but I've never met anyone who's seen it and not liked it. And even then, disliked it enough to put it in a 'must not see' discussion.

Its just one of those cult films that is sort of corny but the ingredients are just right to make it highly enjoyable. I even remember Kiefer Sutherland saying in an interview (when he was supposed to be plugging 24) that the film has something about it as people still ask him about it to this day.

The soundtrack is a classic too.

Loved the Lost Boys, I think it's a classic anyway.

[Mel Wood]

Oh,
Evan Almighty.

Dunno what I was thinking. Utter utter cack on almost every level. Achieved something difficult by making 'Bruce Almighty' look like comedy genius.

[WarrenG]

'The Lost Boys'

I seem to have touched on a bit of a nerve! I turned it off after about 20 minutes when someone said 'Scope the threads dude'. Like totally zodular!
Maybe i'll give it another go sometime.
Another film that I thought, 'Jeez, that was shit', was 'Brazil' from about 1985.I think Terry Gilliam directed it.

What? What? That's my favourite film

[Senior Rafa]

Loved the Lost Boys, I think it's a classic anyway.Here here some of the lines in the film was funny as hell.
"We trashed the one that looked liked Twisted Sister"
"Yea we totally inialiated his night stalking ass".

But my favorite bit is when the little lads turns into a vampire and Corey feldman screams "Holy shit the attack of Eddie Munster":)

Top film for it's day.

[isaac_hunt]

Here here some of the lines in the film was funny as hell.
"We trashed the one that looked liked Twisted Sister"
"Yea we totally inialiated his night stalking ass".

But my favorite bit is when the little lads turns into a vampire and Corey feldman screams "Holy shit the attack of Eddie Munster":)

Top film for it's day.

Fucking great film, been ages since I have seen it so maybe its of its time but I'll always hold it in fond regard.

Another vote for Battlefield Earth here too. Awesomely bad

[tonk]

Here here some of the lines in the film was funny as hell.
"We trashed the one that looked liked Twisted Sister"
"Yea we totally inialiated his night stalking ass".

But my favorite bit is when the little lads turns into a vampire and Corey feldman screams "Holy shit the attack of Eddie Munster":)

Top film for it's day.

I guess I'll have to stand corrected:) As for Brazil, it wasn't a bad film, it was just one I didn't really get. I was about 19 and was more into Arnold, Chuck Norris etc. I remember another film I wish they hadn't made, 'Death Wish 3' with Charles Bronson. A complete joke.

[candyman]

Godfather 3.
A must not see film not because it's so bad but because it's not good enough for the other 2.

[North Wales Red]

The Halloween remake.Avoid it like herpes.

[ohdear]

The Halloween remake.Avoid it like herpes.

Oh,your meant to avoid herpes??.

[dean_lfc]

you can add Anchorman to that list too

amen to that...

Not sure if it has been mentioned but 'Revolver' that is terrible!!

[macca6]

Godfather 3.
A must not see film not because it's so bad but because it's not good enough for the other 2.

from that view i'd like to add Saw 2, 3 & 4


agree with The Lost Boys, still a cracker to this day if only for nostalgic reasons

[Rafas Benitles]

Knocked up - didn't get the hype.
Blades of Glory - wtf??

[Kopit3]

death wish 3 is brilliant haha i love the death wish series alot!

[Cubbin]

Knocked up - didn't get the hype.
Blades of Glory - wtf??

That film depends on whether you like Will Ferrell because he has an odd style of humour. I think he's hilarious personally like but i'll laugh at anythin.

[RedRich]

Only film I've seen him in is Jay and Silent Bob. He's pretty funny in it but I can see him being pretty much the same character in other films for some reason - a bit hapless and bungling yet endearing and innocent. With a quite high pitched voice. Am I close?

[Senior Rafa]

That film depends on whether you like Will Ferrell because he has an odd style of humour. I think he's hilarious personally like but i'll laugh at anythin.Funniest thing I have ever seen Will Ferrell do was a sketch on Saturday night Live when he pretended he was neil Diamond, hilarious.

[Carvalho Diablo]

The Village was one of the worst films I can ever remember watching.

Two hours plus of pretentious, predictable SHITE.

Like a subpar, "Little House on the Prarie" !

[Senior Rafa]

The Village was one of the worst films I can ever remember watching.

Two hours plus of pretentious, predictable SHITE.

Like a subpar, "Little House on the Prarie" !Don't even go there insulting "Little House on the prarie" Micheal Landon will smite you with his heavenly powers.

[candyman]

NWR's Spaced thread just reminded me.

Run Fatboy Run.
The ending will make you want to puke.

Simon Pegg, I am very disappointed in you.

[Stevobornred]

Just sat through a couple of hours of agonising torture watching The Assasination of Jesse James!

I was waiting for it to get going!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Smithy]

No country for old men

Seriously what happened to the ending, did they run out of budget or something?!! WTF!

[RedRich]

No country for old men

Seriously what happened to the ending, did they run out of budget or something?!! WTF!

I thought the ending was spot on.

Nice to have a film that doesn't have the usual 'bad guy gets killed, hero saves the day in gigantic showdown' type ending.

I thought the way the film finished justified the whole point of the title. Maybe just me, but thats how I saw it. Top, top film.

[topangasunshine]

over christmas or something like that, i had the grave misfortune of seeing the film 'steel'. this is, apparently, a super hero type thing with shaquille o'neal in the lead role. absolutely terrible. i'm guessing that anything else o'neal is in will be awful too

[Senior Rafa]

over christmas or something like that, i had the grave misfortune of seeing the film 'steel'. this is, apparently, a super hero type thing with shaquille o'neal in the lead role. absolutely terrible. i'm guessing that anything else o'neal is in will be awful tooYou have my sympathy,if you end up needing counsiling I think I can safely say for every film fan on this forum that we would understand and support you 100%.

[Lorenzo]

I was going to start a new thread on this but in light of all the new threads popping up with the same crap I thought I’d be economical I sat through 1 hour and I think 17 minutes of what I would class as the most pointless piece of dribble ever to appear on my TV screen. I would not class myself as a movie buff, but I do have the same taste as most in regards to excellent films, like The Usual Suspects, Along came a Spider, The Shawshank Redemption etc etc.. I watched some awful films in my time, but have never complained because if the story line was ok or the acting was very good, or at least it was a little entertaining, I would say "ok, not the greatest film, probably won't ever watch it again but at least I've seen it now.." I have never before felt as if I have been seriously robbed of precious time as I did last night when the credits appeared out of nowhere after arguably the worst piece of trash I have ever witnessed in my life was over... If you ever go to a movie shop and see "The Happening" please trust me, it is not good and will leave you empty inside, or full of regret/anger as it did to me.. Last night I took a hit for the team, Be Warned!!!:mad:

[AntonioLFC08]

I was going to start a new thread on this but in light of all the new threads popping up with the same crap I thought I’d be economical I sat through 1 hour and I think 17 minutes of what I would class as the most pointless piece of dribble ever to appear on my TV screen. I would not class myself as a movie buff, but I do have the same taste as most in regards to excellent films, like The Usual Suspects, Along came a Spider, The Shawshank Redemption etc etc.. I watched some awful films in my time, but have never complained because if the story line was ok or the acting was very good, or at least it was a little entertaining, I would say "ok, not the greatest film, probably won't ever watch it again but at least I've seen it now.." I have never before felt as if I have been seriously robbed of precious time as I did last night when the credits appeared out of nowhere after arguably the worst piece of trash I have ever witnessed in my life was over... If you ever go to a movie shop and see "The Happening" please trust me, it is not good and will leave you empty inside, or full of regret/anger as it did to me.. Last night I took a hit for the team, Be Warned!!!:mad:

5 out of 5 review then?

[Lorenzo]

5 out of 5 review then?

You have no idea:mad: I'm thinking of writing the script to the sequel, I mean if that muck made it on to a film reel, there is hope for us all. Someone actually read the script and said "hey, this is going to be a cracking movie.." HOW? Its about the wind and the trees?? I am truly baffled... :confused:

[LFC vs PFC]

Godfather 3.
A must not see film not because it's so bad but because it's not good enough for the other 2.

It's a catch 22, asa if you never had this steaming pile of trousers, you'd never have had the line:

"Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in"!

If this quote was never aired, the episodes of the Sopranos would only be 20 mins a piece!

[LFC vs PFC]

Epic Movie. I know that I'm a cunt for paying to go and see it. Woe-fucking-ful.
Add to that Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Abysmal.

[rowntreesuk35]

Dirty Dancing....

I bet we've all watched this with new girlfriends and told them its great in the hope they'l think your all new age and sensitive..
when all your hoping for is your leg over!!!

not just me is it?;)

come to think of it, any film that includes dancing of any variety!

[North Wales Red]

Epic Movie. I know that I'm a cunt for paying to go and see it. Woe-fucking-ful.
Add to that Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Abysmal.

Easy tiger.

[user name]

Easy tiger.

absolutely...

fear and loathing is probably one of the best films to show the excesses of drug use... it also has a really great visual representation of halucinating on lsd (the bit in the film where depp is signing into the hotel and looks at the carpet that begins to swirl)...

a genius book and script and film that was made for (relative) peanuts...

an all-time american classic...



hmm... there could be an interesting debate in the offing...

fear and loathing in las vegas v withnail and i...

[Swiss LFC fan]

absolutely...

fear and loathing is probably one of the best films to show the excesses of drug use... it also has a really great visual representation of halucinating on lsd (the bit in the film where depp is signing into the hotel and looks at the carpet that begins to swirl)...

a genius book and script and film that was made for (relative) peanuts...

an all-time american classic...



hmm... there could be an interesting debate in the offing...

fear and loathing in las vegas v withnail and i...

Mate, I watched Withnail and I for the first time a couple of days ago! I had no idea what to expect but the very first thing I was thinking of when I started watching was Fear and Loathing! :D

[Lorenzo]

Agreed, fear n loathing is very entertaining, whitnail i have to admit, i switched off after bout 20 mins, but can't remember why. Unless all i can remember is the first 20 mins. . . . Interesting

[North Wales Red]

absolutely...

fear and loathing is probably one of the best films to show the excesses of drug use... it also has a really great visual representation of halucinating on lsd (the bit in the film where depp is signing into the hotel and looks at the carpet that begins to swirl)...

a genius book and script and film that was made for (relative) peanuts...

an all-time american classic...



hmm... there could be an interesting debate in the offing...

fear and loathing in las vegas v withnail and i...

They're each outstanding in their own way.

It's like chocolate and crisps.

I love them both but sometimes i want one more than the other.

[proliverpoolfc]

i went to see wild wild west a couple of years ago, what a load of cobblers that was, wasted £10 quid, wish i hadn't went, i wouldn't advise anyone to pay to watch that dross

[cocknyred]

Epic Movie. I know that I'm a cunt for paying to go and see it. Woe-fucking-ful.
Add to that Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Abysmal.

Well I guess everyone to their own, but Fear and loathing is a classic in my ends. Great depiction of the excesses in all thier horrible beauty with an excelllent diaglogue. I watched it mashed the first time and it was a trip in itself.

Chopper
Fubar
Big Lebowski
Withnail and I
Shawshank redemption
plus a load of others that im sure people will have mentioned before.

[North Wales Red]

Well I guess everyone to their own, but Fear and loathing is a classic in my ends. Great depiction of the excesses in all thier horrible beauty with an excelllent diaglogue. I watched it mashed the first time and it was a trip in itself.

Chopper
Fubar
Big Lebowski
Withnail and I
Shawshank redemption
plus a load of others that im sure people will have mentioned before.

This is a must not see films thread mate.

By the way what is Fubar. I've never heard of it.Has it got a different title in Britain?

[NeverOffside]

88 Minutes. It has Pacino in it, and it's still shite.


I agree about The Happening. Shyamalan is still in a downward slide.

[LFC vs PFC]

absolutely...

fear and loathing is probably one of the best films to show the excesses of drug use... it also has a really great visual representation of halucinating on lsd (the bit in the film where depp is signing into the hotel and looks at the carpet that begins to swirl)...

a genius book and script and film that was made for (relative) peanuts...

an all-time american classic...



hmm... there could be an interesting debate in the offing...

fear and loathing in las vegas v withnail and i...

I'd have to say Withnail, "Ponce"!

[LFC vs PFC]

Incidentally, Depp is doing another film based on Hunter S. Thompson's book, for those who liked Fear and Loathing.

[ohcampione]

In Bruges worst fucking film off the year.

[candyman]

In Bruges worst fucking film off the year.

I quite enjoyed it. I thought all the actors in it gave very good performances.

[Lorenzo]

I agree candyman, it is actually very watchable, just seen it last night. It stopped me from driving my car through the front window of extravision. I rented 3 flicks for a week, the first was the happening, the reason i re-opened this thread, the second was juno, which seemed like it was written by ned flanders! Turned off after 20 mins. The third was in bruges, thankfully, i watched and enjoyed it all:)

[lfc_all_the_way]

In Bruges worst fucking film off the year.

I loved that film.

[dublinlfc]

I agree In Bruges is total shite

Fuck actors, it was boring

I'm adding fly me to the moon 3D
I missed the city game earlier this season for that pile of horse shit

The kid wanted to see it so off we went to the cinema to watch 3 flies buzzing about

I could of gone to the local park and watch flies around some dog shit and the would of been more interesting
And it would of cost me nothing

[LFC vs PFC]

Matrix 2 and 3.

For those who like Will Ferrell he did a good piss take of the architect on you tube.

Vantage Point is another shithouse.

[AntonioLFC08]

High School Musical.

Unfortunately, it was on in my house when I get up not long ago. No really..

If you have kids, make up any excuse under the sun not to see it -ever.

I can only hear the singing and I'm close to tears.

[Evs]

High School Musical.

Unfortunately, it was on in my house when I get up not long ago. No really..

If you have kids, make up any excuse under the sun not to see it -ever.

I can only hear the singing and I'm close to tears.

Are you taking the piss?

Is this some sort of sick joke?

How old are your kids? It's been on a constant fuckin' loop in our house since 1876.

You utter, utter lucky twatin' bastard.

[JONO]

High School Musical.

Unfortunately, it was on in my house when I get up not long ago. No really..

If you have kids, make up any excuse under the sun not to see it -ever.

I can only hear the singing and I'm close to tears.

Somehow i think you are lying ;)

[Lorenzo]

Gooooo Wildcats!!!!:)

[The Prince]

Face Off. Who's doing what now?

The Piano - utter toss and a loss of great actors.

Kenneth Branagh's performance in Peter's Friends.

The Phantom Menace

Any De Niro comedy

[AntonioLFC08]

Are you taking the piss?

Is this some sort of sick joke?

How old are your kids? It's been on a constant fuckin' loop in our house since 1876.

You utter, utter lucky twatin' bastard.

Haha I don't have kids. But my two sisters love the fucking thing and it's driving me insane. Can't wait till the 3rd one hits the screen so there can be a sing along, dance along and piss everybody else off along version!

Somehow i think you are lying ;)

I can safely assure you I'm not!!

Gooooo Wildcats!!!!:)

:*(

[Jimmys Chippy]

We had what seemed to be every under ten year old girl from our street in our house for the HSM 2 (that's the technical term) Disney Channel World Premiere. They go fucking mad for that shit and I'm not going to take my life in my hands by objecting to it ever being on. Camp Rock and Hannah Montana are also untouchable too.

[Jimmys Chippy]

Can't wait till the 3rd one hits the screen



Already has, you fucking wool.

[Evs]

We had what seemed to be every under ten year old girl from our street in our house for the HSM 2 (that's the technical term) Disney Channel World Premiere. They go fucking mad for that shit and I'm not going to take my life in my hands by objecting to it ever being on. Camp Rock and Hannah Montana are also untouchable too.

Yeah.

My kids are growing up thinking the whole world is caught up in some sort of misunderstanding which they'll have to try and solve with a Welsh/American hybrid drawl.

[North Wales Red]

Yeah.

My kids are growing up thinking the whole world is caught up in some sort of misunderstanding which they'll have to try and solve with a Welsh/American hybrid drawl.

Don't you just hate the way that Joss Stone talks with that horrible transatlatic drawl and ends every sentence on a question?

[AntonioLFC08]

Already has, you fucking wool.

:D

I meant the TV screens sorry.

Don't tell me I've missed the last showings in the cinema?!

[NeverOffside]

Ghost Town.

Ricky Gervais' new movie. One or two funny moments, but overall a serious failure.

In a simiar vein, Run Fat Boy Run was a disappointment too. After Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead I was hoping for great things.

[AntonioLFC08]

I'd have to agree with Run Fat Boy Run. Didn't get it at all, and for Pegg, who I usually enjoy, I thought it was poor.

Oh and Cloverfield! The most over rated, shite, nonsense film I have ever had the misfortune to see. If that's ever on in the same room again, it's either going off or I'm leaving the room!

:mad:

[Mozzaretti]

Ghost Town.

Ricky Gervais' new movie. One or two funny moments, but overall a serious failure.


In a simiar vein, Run Fat Boy Run was a disappointment too. After Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead I was hoping for great things.

No Nick Frost in RFBR ;) oh aye it was directed by the never funny David Schwimmer...

[dublinlfc]

Jumper

complete shite

[sK_yoda]

Ghost Town.

Ricky Gervais' new movie. One or two funny moments, but overall a serious failure.

Agreed.. started with some good laughs and by the end had turned into a boring love story =\

Eagle Eye : Starts off nicely.. few good actions scenes. By the end its a mixture of some movies and too long. Apparently to get to the president you need only knock out 1 guard =)

[isaac_hunt]

Jumper

complete shite

Yeah, thats an awful film.

Saw Babylon AD, with Vin Deisel in it, on the plane, that was worse than Jumper.

[RedWanderer]

A bit of an older film, but I just got around to watching The Thin Red Line yesterday.

Never a more pretentious film made, in my opinion. Almost three hours long, and only 30 minutes of that is actual plot. The rest is just long shots of Jim Caviezel's face and fourth-rate philosophical musings.

[SteelWool]

V for Vendetta was offensive it was so poor. What made it worse was how fucking seriously it took itself. In fact whilst I'm on this thread, any of the Wachoski films barring the first Matrix.

[NeverOffside]

Just took the kids to see Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa.

:mad:

So there'd better be no fucking interruptions when I sit down to watch the match tomorrow!

[Minnie]

A bit of an older film, but I just got around to watching The Thin Red Line yesterday.

Never a more pretentious film made, in my opinion. Almost three hours long, and only 30 minutes of that is actual plot. The rest is just long shots of Jim Caviezel's face and fourth-rate philosophical musings.

Thought I was the only one that hated this movie add Apocalyse Now for the same reason pretentious Shite,

Clockwork Orange, Eyes Wide Shut & 2001- complete & utter rubbish (fell asleep 1/2 through the Latter) would rather sit through 24 hours of Eastenders (that's fucking depressing) than watch any of these films again

[Minnie]

A bit of an older film, but I just got around to watching The Thin Red Line yesterday.

Never a more pretentious film made, in my opinion. Almost three hours long, and only 30 minutes of that is actual plot. The rest is just long shots of Jim Caviezel's face and fourth-rate philosophical musings.

Thought I was the only one that hated this movie add Apocalyse Now for the same reason pretentious Shite,

Clockwork Orange, Eyes Wide Shut & 2001- complete & utter rubbish (fell asleep 1/2 through the Latter) would rather sit through 24 hours of Eastenders (that's fucking depressing) than watch any of these films again

[sK_yoda]

V for Vendetta was offensive it was so poor. What made it worse was how fucking seriously it took itself. In fact whilst I'm on this thread, any of the Wachoski films barring the first Matrix.


Really V for Vendetta? I don't know what will please you then? It was awesome imo and widely accepted as awesome. Maybe i don't know the Brit history part much -maybe that wasnt great for you- .

Just saw Step Brothers... apart from a few good jokes- the movie was a piece of crap. Also include the house bunny.

DONT WATCH.