Did you ever keep a diary??

[ohdear]

I did.

I was a big fan of Adrian Mole when I was a youngster,and I kept one mainly because of that.And they say gangster rap is a bad influence

It was hidden in the desk in my bedroom,to much bother to open the lid as I had a portable television on top of it,it was a great hiding place for a few things.Copies of the Sunday Sport were in there too.

It's a really fascinating read actually.It's like reading someone else's,even though I kept writing in it,periodically,up until about six/seven years ago.

Some of it is a bit of a downer if I'm honest,but most of it has some memories I had completly forgotten about,had me in stiches,but the best stuff is about girls.Some of it,I'm afraid to say,is poetry.

It rhyme's though.

[Mozzaretti]

Is there anything you won't share with us













Oh dear indeed :rolleyes: :D

[ohdear]

I was thinking of putting up some of the poetry for a laugh actually,but it might kill you.

[Mozzaretti]

I was thinking of putting up some of the poetry for a laugh actually,but it might kill you.

ahhh go on you have to now you've told us about it...
I'm sure it's really good.











In the same way Chris Griffin's art was appreciated by Lois and Peter ;)

[simon pieman]

I kept one when i was very young but it was crap.I actually found one about 2 years ago and wa suprised at how lame the things in life at the time where.Definately not Adrian Mole material although when i was at school we where given a sort of mini bible from the Gideons which i read every night, but then i was going thru my "we are going to be attacked by the russians " or will a tidal wave come across the north sea and kill us all phase :rolleyes:

[ohdear]

I'm thinking about keeping one again to be honest.

I told one of my friends to keep one after he got depressed when his dad died,as I knew what it had done for me,and it helped him no end.

It's such a good read,for me only of course,that I'm thinking that I would love to read something similar again in my old age.

Better than photo's in many ways.

[Laura_25]

Some mates and I kept one recalling various dates we'd been on years ago. Often disasterous ones. May still have it knocking about my Mum's house somewhere.

[liverpool lad]

Yes I did keep a diary for a few years but I went back and read what i had written and soon realised just how sad and pathetic my life sounded from the pages. I thought I was not going to have some relative reading this shite when I am dead so I burnt them.

[ohdear]

You burnt them!!!!!?.

They must have been bad.

My two best friends are from school.Not a bad word about them in it,but it would be embarrassing,so they will never get to read it.

My dad found it once and asked about Madeline though.Fucking poem:o.

[liverpool lad]

You burnt them!!!!!?.

They must have been bad.

My two best friends are from school.Not a bad word about them in it,but it would be embarrassing,so they will never get to read it.

My dad found it once and asked about Madeline though.Fucking poem:o.

Your identity is not known so I think you should really give that poem a chance and post it! C'mon play to the voyeur in us all and post it! ha ha

[simon pieman]

I'm thinking about keeping one again to be honest.

I told one of my friends to keep one after he got depressed when his dad died,as I knew what it had done for me,and it helped him no end.

It's such a good read,for me only of course,that I'm thinking that I would love to read something similar again in my old age.

Better than photo's in many ways.

But do you not think its better to have the memories stored in your head as they always look tame when reading them i find.

[ohdear]

There is more than one poem.

































And no.

[liverpool lad]

There is more than one poem.

































And no.

Come on you know you want to!! (he says trying to not sound pervy!)

[Seth7724]

"I met a girl today, she was called Madeline
Oh my word, she is mighty fine.
I can't wait till I'm old and lonesome
So I can spread the word 'bout her, on the forums."

Oh Dear.

[ohdear]

But do you not think its better to have the memories stored in your head as they always look tame when reading them i find.

Well these are things I had either forgotten about or hadn't thought about in years,so for me,definitely not.I really enjoyed reading about them again.

It really put me into the frame of mind I was in at the time.Fifteen/twenty years or so later you can see what you would do or feel differently.

Like I mentioned,it can also be cathartic.I felt a lot better after writing things down.It was like an inky therapist.

"Best read since Great Apes was fawned over by mistake":Will Self.Telegraph.

[liverpool lad]

"I met a girl today, she was called Madeline
Oh my word, she is mighty fine.
I can't wait till I'm old and lonesome
So I can spread the word 'bout her, on the forums."

Oh Dear.

Lets just write it for him I will start then each of us can add a line or two. Here we go.....


Oh Madeline you are so fine, beautiful body and face devine

carry on!

[Seth7724]

Lets just write it for him I will start then each of us can add a line or two. Here we go.....


Oh Madeline you are so fine, beautiful body and face devine

carry on!

I saw you standing in the door, and from that moment I wanted more,

[ohdear]

I saw you standing in the door, and from that moment I wanted more,

I take it Seth,you are as single as I am:p.

[Seth7724]

I take it Seth,you are as single as I am:p.

I'm only willing to answer that, if you guarantee you don't have an obsession for Doogie Howser.

[liverpool lad]

I take it Seth,you are as single as I am:p.

Eh its friday night and were all on the net on forums so were not talking the heartbreakers or goosers union here are we?

[Seth7724]

Eh its friday night and were all on the net on forums so were not talking the heartbreakers or goosers union here are we?
Actually, I had an offer to go out tonight, but I thought the boxing was on.

Well, that was my excuse, really I wanted to come on here and discuss my status with you guys.

[liverpool lad]

I saw you standing in the door, and from that moment I wanted more,

Half a smile and then a glance, I watched your sway and rhythmic dance.

[ohdear]

I'm only willing to answer that, if you guarantee you don't have an obsession for Doogie Howser.

O.k. Doggi...erm.Seth.

We seem to have lost the original jist of the thread.

[liverpool lad]

Actually, I had an offer to go out tonight, but I thought the boxing was on.

Well, that was my excuse, really I wanted to come on here and discuss my status with you guys.

You keep tellin yourself that lad!:D

[Seth7724]

Half a smile and then a glance, I watched your sway and rhythmic dance.

I walked upto her without a frown, and asked politely "will you come to mine and watch smackdown?"

[Seth7724]

O.k. Doggi...erm.Seth.

We seem to have lost the original jist of the thread.

We are discussing ourselves, that is like a diary, no?

[liverpool lad]

I walked upto her without a frown, and asked politely "will you come to mine and watch smackdown?"

Fuckin hell seth I am from Kenny and smackdown probably means a very different thing to me than you.

Whats that all about?

[ohdear]

We are discussing ourselves, that is like a diary, no?

I was thinking the same thing about looking at the old threads.

[Seth7724]

Fuckin hell seth I am from Kenny and smackdown probably means a very different thing to me than you.

Whats that all about?

WWE was just on.

[Seth7724]

I was thinking the same thing about looking at the old threads.

Why, do you keep your old clothes?

[liverpool lad]

WWE was just on.

Well you just confirmed Oh Dear's hunch that you are single!

If I may ask how old are you?

[Seth7724]

Well you just confirmed Oh Dear's hunch that you are single!

If I may ask how old are you?

Im young enough to be your son. That is all you need to know.

[liverpool lad]

Im young enough to be your son. That is all you need to know.

Fucking hell that kind of comment can ruin a perfectly enjoyable Friday into saturday night!

[Seth7724]

Fucking hell that kind of comment can ruin a perfectly enjoyable Friday into saturday night!

And also this thread.

[ohdear]

And also this thread.

This thread is ruined now you mention it.

[Seth7724]

This thread is ruined now you mention it.

I don't think many people were willing to share in the first place.

Mind you. I kept a diary.

It was pretty blank though.

[ohdear]

Any earthshattering Doggie Hoswer (or should that be "Douggie howler) episodes that spring to mind?.

I got kicked in once outside a pub,that's in the diary.

[Seth7724]

Any earthshattering Doggie Hoswer (or should that be "Douggie howler) episodes that spring to mind?.

I got kicked in once outside a pub,that's in the diary.

I opened it at a random page, and found this

"I swear I saw my identical twin today, turned out to be a mirror."

Yer. I am wierd.

[ohdear]

I opened it at a random page, and found this

"I swear I saw my identical twin today, turned out to be a mirror."

Yer. I am wierd.

It's a start.

Any poems?........

[Seth7724]

It's a start.

Any poems?........

Im afraid not, although I did find this...

"Today i finally learnt the whole words to 'You'll Never Walk Alone' I can't wait for the next Liverpool match I go to, so I can sing along!!!"

That must have been about 8 years ago.

[jak16lfc]

When did you start keeping a dairy oh dear? This thread has got me thinking if i should keep one. There's nothing better than to re-live some old funny memories that you may have otherwise forgotten about.

[ohdear]

When did you start keeping a dairy oh dear? This thread has got me thinking if i should keep one. There's nothing better than to re-live some old funny memories that you may have otherwise forgotten about.

I was twelve or thirteen I think when it first started.

Do one.Keep it.

[jak16lfc]

I'm 18 now, would have been good to keep one whilst at school, the best time of your life apparantly. The only thing with me is i'll write in it for a week and then probrably fuck it off 'cause i can't be arsed :)

[RedRich]

No diaries for me, I did want to be in a band, write lyrics and be a guitar hero and all that, but no actual outpourings onto foolscap. I think I'm just far too lazy.

I did write one poem only once and I remember it to this day, its actually not that bad. No I'm not going to share it with a bunch of virtual strangers but I am still quite proud of it. But tbhen I've been out tonight and am full of booze, shock horror ;):D

[ohdear]

No diaries for me, I did want to be in a band, write lyrics and be a guitar hero and all that, but no actual outpourings onto foolscap. I think I'm just far too lazy.

I did write one poem only once and I remember it to this day, its actually not that bad. No I'm not going to share it with a bunch of virtual strangers but I am still quite proud of it. But tbhen I've been out tonight and am full of booze, shock horror ;):D

Post it:mad:.

[liverpool lad]

Post it:mad:.

You first!

[ohdear]

You first!

Never:mad:.

[RedRich]

Post it:mad:.

I wouldn't show it to my real life friends let alone people I don't actually know outside of an internet forum, call me weird if you will! Angry smileys just won't convince me either, sorry.

:mad::mad::mad:

See? Not that scary are they? ;)

Besides, I haven't seen you post yours yet and you started this whole debacle!

[liverpool lad]

Never:mad:.

I am guessing that Seth in particuler is up way past his bed time so (with out sounding condesending) your diaries and poems are full of birds, wanking and other teenage angst's. For the younger generation wait until you have your heart broken or you realise that less then 1% of people have thier dreams come true. Then you will need a diary!

The Eternal Optimist!

[ohdear]

I get carried away easily.

Getting back to the subject.I was wonding if anyone else kept a diary if I'm honest.

One:Why.

Two:Looking back,do you find them interesting.Any insights.

Three:.........

Four: Don't start these threads on a Friday night.

[jak16lfc]

I get carried away easily.

Getting back to the subject.I was wonding if anyone else kept a diary if I'm honest.

One:Why.

Two:Looking back,do you find them interesting.Any insights.

Three:.........

Four: Don't start these threads on a Friday night.

Five, everybody in the car so come on let´s ride...

...A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me you´re man

Is that how your poem went?

[ohdear]

Well you made me laugh there jaK.

My poem had nature related rhyme.

Crikey.

[Mozzaretti]

well it started off badly





tailed off during the middle







and the less said about the end the better !

[Seth7724]

Five, everybody in the car so come on let´s ride...

...A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me you´re man

Is that how your poem went?


Jump up and down go and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hands on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you're doing it right


This could be world famous song if we continue!

[matt72033]

well it started off badly





tailed off during the middle







and the less said about the end the better !

:D

boom boom boom boooom

[nickJFT96]

*another adrian mole inspired diary keeper*

I actually kept a diary for quite a few years actually - throughout most of my teens sadly.
As you can imagine, its made up of getting pissed, girls and Liverpool.
Quite horrifying to see how Ive documented my sexual progress over the years.
:eek:
Needless to say once I settled down with a girl and moved in together, that was the end of my diary writing.

[AntonioLFC08]

WWE was just on.

And the real reason why you were in on Friday comes out !

[candyman]

ahhh go on you have to now you've told us about it...
I'm sure it's really good.











In the same way Chris Griffin's art was appreciated by Lois and Peter ;)

..and Red Raw's Anfield stadium designs were appreciated by Taylor.

[Jasonw]

well it started off badly





tailed off during the middle







and the less said about the end the better !

One of my favorite blackadderisms :D

Never kept a diary but have one bit of advise for anyone finding their wifes or significant other's teenage diary........






















DON'T READ IT

[candyman]

No diary but I did keep a goldfish once.


It died though.