Ducatiboy749
29th February 2008, 12:12 PM
Taken from BOSSmag - made me laugh....
Just who the f*ck are hoods on coats designed for? I was looking at the front cover of BOSS mag Issue 3 and it got me thinking. I don't think I've ever had a decent fitting hood on any of me coats or tops. The hood on me current coat must've been designed for Joe Royle's bigger headed brother. F*ckin' 'ell, E.T. could keep his swede dry in the rain with this coat on. Other bad hoods are them dead thin ones with the draw strings (on kagouls). What's the point in them? Ye noggin's just as wet as if you hadn't had the thing up! F*ck it. Next time I get a coat, I'm gonna get the hood proper tailored. Takin' it to Slaters Menswear or that shop by The Central Boozer and get the c*nt to measure me swede and sort it so I don't look like a bad knobhead in the rain.
Top three hoods:
No. 3 - The goggle ones that fat fella's in their 40's wear for the match in Sheffield.
No. 2 - The Detachable Hood that clipped on the "Bubble Jacket". Looked like a f*cking space helmet.
...and Numero Uno - THEE best hood is the arl Snorkle (or Parker) hood. Especially when ye zipped it rarr to the end. It was as if ye head was in a 2 foot long tube. All ye could see was a circle in the distance. Possibly caused the deathes of loads of kids walking to school them Snorkle Hoods. How the f*ck could you do the Green Cross Code with that hood up? F*ck that, ye just had to leg it across the road and hope for the best! In fact swerve the hood! The Deerstalker is the future!
Just who the f*ck are hoods on coats designed for? I was looking at the front cover of BOSS mag Issue 3 and it got me thinking. I don't think I've ever had a decent fitting hood on any of me coats or tops. The hood on me current coat must've been designed for Joe Royle's bigger headed brother. F*ckin' 'ell, E.T. could keep his swede dry in the rain with this coat on. Other bad hoods are them dead thin ones with the draw strings (on kagouls). What's the point in them? Ye noggin's just as wet as if you hadn't had the thing up! F*ck it. Next time I get a coat, I'm gonna get the hood proper tailored. Takin' it to Slaters Menswear or that shop by The Central Boozer and get the c*nt to measure me swede and sort it so I don't look like a bad knobhead in the rain.
Top three hoods:
No. 3 - The goggle ones that fat fella's in their 40's wear for the match in Sheffield.
No. 2 - The Detachable Hood that clipped on the "Bubble Jacket". Looked like a f*cking space helmet.
...and Numero Uno - THEE best hood is the arl Snorkle (or Parker) hood. Especially when ye zipped it rarr to the end. It was as if ye head was in a 2 foot long tube. All ye could see was a circle in the distance. Possibly caused the deathes of loads of kids walking to school them Snorkle Hoods. How the f*ck could you do the Green Cross Code with that hood up? F*ck that, ye just had to leg it across the road and hope for the best! In fact swerve the hood! The Deerstalker is the future!