Chapped Lips

[paulotrac]

What an absolute fucking annoyance they are. You can sense them coming on three days before hand and there is fuck all you can do about it. Then comes that first moring, when you wake up and dare to smile, then the bastards slipt open. So the only option is to apply some sort of lip gloss or vasceline, which with the reddening of the lips due to them being chapped, makes it look like you've applied lipstick. Then come the problem that after every time you eat, you have to re apply. Which means you either have to use chapstick, which lets be honest, looks about as gay as it gets. Or carry a little tub of vasceline round with you, which is the only thing gayer than putting lipstickk on.

But other than that. Chapped lips are great!

[Evs]

Never had the bastards, thank fuck.

Everyone else in the house always get them though.

I don't think any colour lipstick would go with my beard :eek:

[matt72033]

always get em

my mate constantly walks round with a chap stick, and another a little tin of vaseline!

they look like right hoofters!

would rather battle through it in a manly style :cool:

[Taksin]

Traditional Chinese diagnosis -

Blood Deficiency

possibly Heat in the Blood



look at diet - eat more nourishing, blander foods (no curries).. lay off the booze for a while..


(unless there is a merely external cause, such as working on a Baltic shipping fleet)

[matt72033]

Traditional Chinese diagnosis -

Blood Deficiency

possibly Heat in the Blood

look at diet - eat more nourishing, blander foods (no curries).. lay off the booze for a while..

should i try and get more cat into my diet? :D

[REDMATT]

Water, fruit, sleep and vitamins.

Admittedly at times unachievable.

[ohdear]

I get the fuckers in the cold weather.Sometimes they blister too so it looks like I've snogged a hot iron:mad:.

[Taksin]

should i try and get more cat into my diet? :D

No, cat is a yang meat source, so will tend to warm the blood

[AshyP]

What an absolute fucking annoyance they are. You can sense them coming on three days before hand and there is fuck all you can do about it. Then comes that first moring, when you wake up and dare to smile, then the bastards slipt open. So the only option is to apply some sort of lip gloss or vasceline, which with the reddening of the lips due to them being chapped, makes it look like you've applied lipstick. Then come the problem that after every time you eat, you have to re apply. Which means you either have to use chapstick, which lets be honest, looks about as gay as it gets. Or carry a little tub of vasceline round with you, which is the only thing gayer than putting lipstickk on.

But other than that. Chapped lips are great!

If you know its coming apply some vaseline at night before going to bed and you'll be fine. Granted you wake up with a very dry throat.

[isaac_hunt]

Don't get them, nor cold sores thank fuck. Drink plenty of water during the day is probably a big help in avoiding chapped lips.

Some guy here at work gets the most horrendous cold sores round his mouth.

[Davide]

Never had them either, mouth ulcers on the other hand - satan's own!

[isaac_hunt]

Never had them either, mouth ulcers on the other hand - satan's own!

Oh god you are so right. Most painful one was on the soft skin on the bottom of my mouth under my tongue..fucking agony for ages!

[ohdear]

Has anyone ever had a spot on the inside of their nose??.

That is the most horrible thing in the whole world.You can't get to the fucking things:mad:.

[Barstool_Pundit]

What an absolute fucking annoyance they are. You can sense them coming on three days before hand and there is fuck all you can do about it. Then comes that first moring, when you wake up and dare to smile, then the bastards slipt open. So the only option is to apply some sort of lip gloss or vasceline, which with the reddening of the lips due to them being chapped, makes it look like you've applied lipstick. Then come the problem that after every time you eat, you have to re apply. Which means you either have to use chapstick, which lets be honest, looks about as gay as it gets. Or carry a little tub of vasceline round with you, which is the only thing gayer than putting lipstickk on.

But other than that. Chapped lips are great!
Cowboy walks into a doctors surgery in th Wild West
and tell the doc he has chapped lips.
Doc says go outside lift your horses tail
and plant a good wet kiss on your horses arse
Will that cure my chapped asks the Cowboy.?
No says the doc.
But it will sure as hell stop you from licking them!!

Boom Bommm

[biglol]

Blisteze cream mate. Works like fucking magic.

Good on a sore arsehole too, but you might want a separate tube for that particular ailment.

;)

[North Wales Red]

Chapped lips are a doodle.Impetigo on the other hand is a real pisser.

[RedRich]

my beard

:eek:

'Beardies means weirdies'

:p

Its not a Robert Plant style one is it? The little pointy one? Made him look like a weird satan-pixie!

[CODE RED]

Plenty of moisturising cream (eg. aqueos). Or an ointmenty cream may be even better. Water.

[Evs]

:eek:

'Beardies means weirdies'

:p

Its not a Robert Plant style one is it? The little pointy one? Made him look like a weird satan-pixie!

:D

I've been growing it for a week and a half and she turned round this morning and said "Isn't it about time you had a shave?"

She was right, of course. The red bits are now bright white (34 this month :*()

I like to think I look a bit weird satan-pixie anyway ;)

[joycey182]

I get the fuckers in the cold weather.Sometimes they blister too so it looks like I've snogged a hot iron:mad:.

Haha, yeah same ere mate