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Big Ed
10th July 2007, 10:29 AM
and writing spam ads for viagra

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Laughing jelly sail? :confused:

Big Ed
10th July 2007, 10:30 AM
Or it could be Mark E Smith.

glockdanny
10th July 2007, 10:43 AM
Laughing jelly sail? :confused:

Apart from that phrase the rest, of course, makes perfect sense.

Big Ed
10th July 2007, 10:51 AM
It caught my attention, faintly arousing. :eek:

"No, don't read it!" seed bibulous cried
It's Captain Beefheart!

Scooby G
10th July 2007, 11:11 AM
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was he now?

Psychoticmonkey
10th July 2007, 11:46 AM
It looks like the surrealists are back behind their computer screens. I was today sent this set of instructions:

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I've been combing the chest of a bone for hours now, and still no animals have attacked.

Mozzaretti
10th July 2007, 12:48 PM
Hmm it look like these spammers haven't turned on the auto-grammar function on the office software.

Fragmented sentence, consider revising - Feck Off Gates

Devski
10th July 2007, 12:53 PM
Apart from that phrase the rest, of course, makes perfect sense.

Like the avatar Danny - did you watch it last night? Great idea for an awful film But still a classic. Best name ever for a movie anti-hero - Snake Pliskin?! :cool:

Mick R
10th July 2007, 12:53 PM
Volleyball.

glockdanny
11th July 2007, 08:35 AM
Like the avatar Danny - did you watch it last night? Great idea for an awful film But still a classic. Best name ever for a movie anti-hero - Snake Pliskin?! :cool:

Sky-plussed it Dev, haven't watched it yet, but the fact I saw it was on certainly inspired the Avatar change :)

Fukn love that film - full of iconic imagery even if the plot line is plainly preposterous. The theme tune alone tells you that the film is the very essence of cult classic. I'm still trying to attach a chandelier to my car.

And to think, 10 years past 1997 and they still haven't walled off Manhattan and made it a free-for-all.

Damn that Rudy Guliani ;)

Baboonery
13th July 2007, 09:52 AM
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