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Carvalho Diablo
8th July 2007, 06:34 PM
Not 5 minutes ago, whilst sat on my mothers khazi contemplating the old Carvalho naval, I noticed this multi-legged beast suffling round the bathroom floor.

Before long, said Earywig scuttled upto the skirting board.

Did the f*cker do a 3 point turn ? No.

Did it reverse and back up ? No.

It simply went round and around in a largish circle until it eventually met aforementioned skirting board once more.

So transfixed was I by this, that I sat for another 5 minutes agog, as again and again, the dopey tw*t kept on repeating this fundemental error...until I'd had enough and decided to flush him down the bog.

But I was troubled...why ?

Surely the Earywig has enough legs to facilitate a simple reverse manoeuvre ?

Why is it beyond even the simplest of creatures to carry out a three point turn ?

Lady drivers, over to you.....
matt72033
8th July 2007, 06:54 PM
:confused: :confused:

shudda just concentrated on ur shit
rowben86
8th July 2007, 07:42 PM
Read the paper instead that's my preferred dump/read application.
Ricky_Blowdeal
8th July 2007, 10:16 PM
Read the paper instead that's my preferred dump/read application.

Do you shite words onto your toilet paper?:p
rowben86
8th July 2007, 10:24 PM
Do you shite words onto your toilet paper?:p

Yes if i've run out of bog roll, then if i run out of newspaper I rip of my wallpaper and use that.;)
Ricky_Blowdeal
8th July 2007, 10:29 PM
Yes if i've run out of bog roll, then if i run out of newspaper I rip of my wallpaper and use that.;)

So do I, its a bit messy putting it back on the wall though:D
Softy
9th July 2007, 04:17 PM
Earwigs are the work of satan.
Ducatiboy749
10th July 2007, 07:24 AM
Earwigs are the work of satan.

I'm glad someone said it.
BigJCofBootle
10th July 2007, 12:18 PM
I dislike earwigs SO much. I think there's a nest somewhere in our downstairs bathroom, cos they're always in there. I remember inspecting my bra for a good 10 minutes one morning cos I was convinced I saw one crawl onto it when it was lying on the floor.

Now I'm intrigued....I never realised that I hadn't seen one reverse before! Wow!!
Ducatiboy749
10th July 2007, 12:21 PM
I dislike earwigs SO much. I think there's a nest somewhere in our downstairs bathroom, cos they're always in there. I remember inspecting my bra for a good 10 minutes one morning cos I was convinced I saw one crawl onto it when it was lying on the floor.

Now I'm intrigued....I never realised that I hadn't seen one reverse before! Wow!!

Without meaning to be rude, how big is your bra?!:eek: :D
Mozzaretti
10th July 2007, 12:55 PM
Without meaning to be rude, how big is your bra?!


Rude Kid alert:

Big J Cup of Bootle perhaps !!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: ;)
Ducatiboy749
10th July 2007, 01:38 PM
Rude Kid alert:

Big J Cup of Bootle perhaps !!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: ;)

Mozz lad, I know you're wife's recently departed but i think BJC is a little young for you.;)
AshyP
10th July 2007, 01:43 PM
Mozz lad, I know you're wife's recently departed but i think BJC is a little young for you.;)

Dont you dare underestimate our Mozza like that.
Mozzaretti
10th July 2007, 02:39 PM
Yes how dare you I'm only 21, been married for 6 years tho??:confused:

What
BigJCofBootle
13th July 2007, 10:41 PM
Without meaning to be rude, how big is your bra?!:eek: :D

I didn't mean my bra was big! I just was trying to express how disgusted I am by them in that I checked my bra numerous times, all over!

Perv! :p