The person below me (not in a rude way)

[Seth7724]

Bascially its a thread to find out more about each other....

So id start by saying...

the person below me is hungy..
then someone would reply...true or false and then include their own "the person below me"



so.... the person below me is hungry

[paulotrac]

true

the person below me thinks Joe Cole has got a peachy arse!

[ohdear]

Well I think mines nicer but,yeah alright then:D .

The person below me is going out tonight to get hammered!!!!.

[Swiss LFC fan]

False!

The person below me hates Chelsea more than Man U!


edit: mine's a response to paulotrac as well, ohdear was just quicker! ;)

[paulotrac]

False

The person bellow me is in love

[Seth7724]

False

The person below me eats fish on a daily basis

[Swiss LFC fan]

False!

The person below me believes in god!

[rowben86]

False! I'm an atheist

The person below me will be watching Glastonbury tonight.

[Swiss LFC fan]

False! I'm an atheist

The person below me will be watching Glastonbury tonight.

Good to know! ;)

False, don't even know what that is!

The person below me spends too much time checking for new signings!

[fwd_fish]

Would have been true a couple of weeks ago, it's just a quick check of Sly Sports News every now and then.

The person below thinks that a finger up the bum is no different to a small willy.

[paulotrac]

False

The person below me, is concerned about the person above me's sexuality!

[fwd_fish]

False

The person below me knows I'm only kidding, don't you? :o

[Swiss LFC fan]

False, your a pervert! ;)

The person below me is wondering about the person above me's location!

[paulotrac]

True

The person bellow me is watching the fight tomorrow night

[redforever]

True
the person below me is considering raping his dog :eek:

[Swiss LFC fan]

False, don't have a dog!

The person below me has already done what the person above me suggested!

[paulotrac]

True (walking around with her tail up like that)

The person bellow me is now contacting moderators about baring me from the forums

[Seth7724]

False. I am doing that when I finish posting this.:D

The person below has an IQ of less than 110

[rowben86]

False.
The person below me often gets skid marks in their underwear.

[ohdear]

I had an itch.

The person below me likes people in uniform.

[NeverOffside]

fuckin' A! (edit: women only!)

The person below me bites their toe nails

[redforever]

True(and eats them :) )
The person below me is know n as Terry through the week and Theresa at the weekends

[jak16lfc]

True (Unbelievable how precise but correct you were)

The person below me is trying to think of a witty reply to this but is struggling.

[BigJCofBootle]

True...it's very hard.

The person below me is a virgin :eek:

[red brick]

False and I've the kids to prove it.(at least the wife says they're mine)

The person below me likes to dress in women's clothes.

[JD Fortune]

Nope.

Well maybe on special occasions.

The person below me's favourite colour is pink.

[Mel Wood]

False.

The person below me's favourite singer is Pink.

[ohdear]

False,I have taste.

The person below me is a goth.

[redforever]

False:
The person below me is a mothball

[paulotrac]

False

The person bellow me once shat themselves!

[redforever]

False- it was the person above you
The person below you has genital warts and penile deficiency syndrome

[fwd_fish]

Glad you could share that mate.

The person below me believes that sandals and flip flops are only for girlies. But the real reason they don't partake is because their feet are horrible.

[BigJCofBootle]

I agree that only girls should wear flip flops. But as a girl myself, I refuse to even wear them. I have respect for my feet and flip flops are just...ewwww!!!

The person below me is starting to go bald.

[Rafatolah]

False

The person below me has a really small penis

[paulotrac]

True

The person bellow me doesnt have a penis

[Seth7724]

True, last time i checked...


The person below me is in debt

[redforever]

True- bastard bank charges
The person below me suffers from vertigo

[rowben86]

True, but only on the Blackpool Tower.

The person below me wears their underpants on the outside of their trousers and runs round thinking they're Superman.

[jak16lfc]

True, only once and never again.

The person below me has not played football for over 10 years :eek:

[Seth7724]

True, but only on the Blackpool Tower.

The person below me wears their underpants on the outside of their trousers and runs round thinking they're Superman.

False, I played 2 minutes ago

The person below me started to climb up walls after watching spiderman

[RED CORNER]

False.

I started climbing the walls after reading this thread.

The person below me is a nonce.

[TheWhiteMrT]

False (court case pending)

the person below me believes Man U got a bargain in Hargreaves

[RedRich]

So very false.

The person below me wrestles constantly with their sexuality

[paulotrac]

False (im an out and out wooly woofter)

The person bellow me is allergic to the plastic the use to make ping pong balls

[Psychoticmonkey]

Half true.

The person below me is going to answer False. (Get out of that one)

[Seth7724]

Half False

The person below me doesn't know how to speak any language except English

[RedRich]

C'est faux.

The person below me had a quiet chuckle to themselves when they heard Henry was leaving Arsenal

[redforever]

True- until i realised he was off to Barca
The person below me is in love with C Ronaldo :eek:

[rowben86]

True, who wouldn't be attracted to some1 who does constant stepovers. Ahhh Cristiano! How I long for you..:rolleyes:

The person below me was scared of the Sugar Puffs Honey Monster as a child.

[hyva sami]

True, but through years of counselling have just about got over it.

The person below me just farted.

[ohdear]

True,beer farts too,the worst kind.

The person below me is thinking of knocking one out.

[Rafatolah]

True, just did

The person below me has had sexual thoughts about his granny

[rowben86]

False, shame on you!

The person below me has thoughts of killing someone.

[hyva sami]

True, not all the time though.

the person below me is pissed

[ohdear]

retu,I fuckin love you,your me besht mate,

The person below is a Capricorn.

[hyva sami]

retu,I fuckin love you,your me besht mate,

The person below is a Capricorn.

True, born december 26th.

The person below me smells

[rowben86]

True, but only on thursdays.

The person below me is watching Glastonbury, Live, Now, and if not get watching it, NOW!

[CODE RED]

False (sorry, how the frack am I missing it...aaarrrgggghhh)

The person below me is married.

[paulotrac]

False thank fuck

The person bellow would plough Davina Macall

[steviegerrard1]

True


The person below is dreaming of Laura and would like to shag her

[fwd_fish]

True.

But that's the Laura who is soon to be my wife.

The person below me wishes they were younger.

[steviegerrard1]

True.

But that's the Laura who is soon to be my wife.

The person below me wishes they were younger.

No I'm only 16!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The person below me is taller than 6 foot

[Seth7724]

True

The person below me has found an amazing bargain in aldi

[steviegerrard1]

False- What the fuck is Aldi


The person below me thinks I'm a retard

[RedRich]

False. I think you're a fucktard ;)

The person below me is trying to stay up for the Ricky Hatton fight at 3 by watching Glastonbury like I am

[redforever]

False- I am watching the Yankees but i am watching the Hatton fight
The person below me thinks about humping his best mates mum

[DanielK]

LMAO, very true, how weird is that...

The person below me cant stop scratching his arse :D

[Cubbin]

False. I can stop, i just choose not to.

The person below me pissed away 20 quid an a few hours of his life watchin/waiting for the Ricky Hatton fight to start even though he knew it would finish so fucking quickly.



(Or was that shit just me)

[redforever]

False- I watched it for free via the internet

The person below me thinks Torres is crap

[Pigsy]

False, I think he is overated but certainly not crap.

The person below me says Chimley instead of chimney.

[rowben86]

False, ex chimney sweep.

The person below me prefers Dry Roasted peanuts to the normal salty ones.

[steviegerrard1]

False, ex chimney sweep.

The person below me prefers Dry Roasted peanuts to the normal salty ones.

False, I hate peanuts

The person below me has seen Shrek the Third

[paulotrac]

False, I hate peanuts

The person below me has seen Shrek the Third

False (although i did notice him at the Hatton fight last night)

The person bellow one had intercourse with a pineapple

[RedRich]

False. The pineapple had intercourse with me :eek:

The person below me enjoys an occasional shandy

[paulotrac]

False (now come on eh! i may have started a thread which entailed the words "ooh sailor" and then accused a fellow forumite of being a "bummer" but shandy???? Thats just insulting)

The person bellow me knows who Claire Peacock is

[redforever]

False - i know Ashley Peackock
The person below me owes me a thousand pounds

[paulotrac]

True (gigolos cost these days)

The person bellow me is a cross dresser

[RedRich]

True. I'm always pissed off when I'm getting dressed.

The person below me has been dogging Collymore stylee

[redforever]

True - wuff wuff
The person below me was my dogee :D

[DaveRedMan]

Totally inaccurate...

The person below me thought they had piles however they turned out to be anal warts:eek:

[paulotrac]

False - I though I had anal warts, but it turned out they were piles

The person bellow me has once been to live opera!

[AshyP]

False - I though I had anal warts, but it turned out they were piles

The person bellow me has once been to live opera!

False - Loved Les Mis though

Person below me is a closet Manc

[CODE RED]

False - FFS

The person below me believes we WON'T sign Torres this week.

[Seth7724]

False,

The person below me has no GCSE's

[NeverOffside]

true (they were called GCE's when I were a lad)

The person below me loves Tim Henman

[AshyP]

true (they were called GCE's when I were a lad)

The person below me loves Tim Henman

False, Im more of a Sharapova fan ;)

The person below me wears his/her gimp mask on weekends

[Seth7724]

false

The person below me has a computer from before the year 2000

[Mozzaretti]

False but the speed of it would have you think of it (pesky IBM)

The person below me prefers a bath to a shower

[DaveRedMan]

True....

The person below me participates in tuberware parties, and has a terrible habbit of denying things..

[paulotrac]

False

The person bellow me is a keen admirer of both Gary and Phil Neville, however will answer FALSE to this to throw people of the scent

[Seth7724]

False

The person bellow me is a keen admirer of both Gary and Phil Neville, however will answer FALSE to this to throw people of the scent

True, I admire circus acts.

The person below me has been arrested more than once

['71]

Of couse that's true. ASBO is my middle name.

The person below me thinks diet coke actually helps you lose weight....

[makaveli18]

Of couse that's true. ASBO is my middle name.

The person below me thinks diet coke actually helps you lose weight....

False

i actually need to put on weight....only get diet coke to put mentos in it


the person below me uses mouthwash as subsitute for brushing teeth

[BigJCofBootle]

False - one must use Sensodyne followed by Listerine! It's important!

The person below me knows what the act of "frotting" entails and participates in it regularly. :eek:

[RobT]

TRUE :eek:

The person below me has an Everton duvet cover and curtains, and wallpaper. and pants.

[BigJCofBootle]

:eek: You do?!

False - but I'm kinda seeing an Everton fan...which is faaaaaar worse!!

The person below me is an horrific driver.

[Yorkshire]

False- I tend to do a lot of driving and enjoy it.


the person below me is having naughty thoughts about Vanessa Felts

[Dids]

Is so true
I do loads of spoonerisms and she's my ideal lady apart from Mary Hinge who the person below me dreams of riding.

[RedRich]

True. Specially the seventies-era Mary Hinge.

The person below me would rather be the yogurt pot than the spoon.

[AshyP]

False- I tend to do a lot of driving and enjoy it.


the person below me is having naughty thoughts about Vanessa Felts

True. Fat birds need loving too

The person below me is not allowed to post another post on this thread ;)

[ManCalledHorse]

True. Specially the seventies-era Mary Hinge.

The person below me would rather be the yogurt pot than the spoon.

False, I'd rather be licked than scraped

AshyP (you're a bastard (again)) ;)

The person below me thinks this is the funniest thread there's been for a while

['71]

Er, false. Let's not wet our pants just yet.

The person below me doesn't even own a spoon.

[red raw]

False

The person below me has wet him/herself

['71]

True actually. Many times. The last being when I saw your design for the new Anfield. With excitement obviously.;)

The person below me wears a fat soveriegn ring.

[red raw]

True actually. Many times. The last being when I saw your design for the new Anfield. With excitement obviously.;)

The person below me wears a fat soveriegn ring.

Hell No!

The person Below me is craving Eggs & Bacon

[Mozzaretti]

No, but i had sausage butties for lunch.

The person below enjoys Guinness but no more than 8 pints in one sitting

[red raw]

No, but i had sausage butties for lunch.

The person below enjoys Guinness but no more than 8 pints in one sitting

True, and only recently got the "Taste" for it

The Person Below me can crack open a nut-shell with their butt cheeks ;)

[ohdear]

True,I can break an arm with it.Not that anyones arm has ever been near it of course:o .

The person below me is fucking pleased that it's the end of the working day.

[NeverOffside]

fuckin' right! Fed up with pushing this mouse around all day.

The person below me can't wait for Eastenders tonight.

['71]

A big old falsa-rooney on that one. I would much rather push a mouse around all day, if only the fucker would head in the direction of the cheese-trap.

The person below me is going commando at the moment.

[rowben86]

false
the person below me loved sugar butties as a child

[makaveli18]

false
the person below me loved sugar butties as a child

false

dont know what sugar butties are but from the sounds of it....ewwwwwwwww



the person below me still watches cartoons

[King Xabi]

True

The person below me watches Big Brother

[ohdear]

Oh,I'm going to look a right cunt here,true.

It has made me laugh out loud in the last three episodes though,which can't be a bad thing so you can all fuck off!!!!.

The person below forgives me.

False blah,blah......

[King Xabi]

True. I watch it as well :o

The person below would shag Penny Smith.

[ohdear]

True.My treat Penny.



The person below is bored of hearing about global warming.

[Rushback]

False, we're british and it's our job to talk about the weather and queue for long periods of time



The person below me has got a favorite pair of underpants and is really pleased when they come up in the weekly rotation

[red raw]

False, we're british and it's our job to talk about the weather and queue for long periods of time



The person below me has got a favorite pair of underpants and is really pleased when they come up in the weekly rotation

True

The person below me has lucky "Match Day" Underwear/socks

[hyva sami]

true, its more of of thong really.

the person below me isnt wearing any pants.

[Seth7724]

:eek: You do?!

False - but I'm kinda seeing an Everton fan...which is faaaaaar worse!!

The person below me is an horrific driver.

:eek: I can't belive nobody has said anything!

true, its more of of thong really.

the person below me isnt wearing any pants.

False, Im about to set off to my school leavers ball:)

The person below me took the same year in school twice when he/she was younger

['71]

False. Is that actually possible? I thought even the, er, intellectually challenged moved up like the rest of us.

The person below me thinks Dolce & Gabbana had a top ten hit in 1982...

[makaveli18]

False. Is that actually possible? I thought even the, er, intellectually challenged moved up like the rest of us.

The person below me thinks Dolce & Gabbana had a top ten hit in 1982...

FALSE


...im sure Dolce & Gabbana had a top ten hit in the early 90's :p


the person below me thinks they will one day be the prime minister

[BigJCofBootle]

:eek: I can't belive nobody has said anything!

It's hardly a crime, is it?! .......He's hot. :rolleyes:

FALSE


...im sure Dolce & Gabbana had a top ten hit in the early 90's :p


the person below me thinks they will one day be the prime minister

False. I'm realistic. I just think I'm gonna be the next Britney Spears.

The person below me thinks Bon Jovi is just....the bee's knees.

[ohdear]

False,I hate the cowboy midget.

The person below me has thrown a sickie at work for no good reason this year.

[makaveli18]

False,I hate the cowboy midget.

The person below me has thrown a sickie at work for no good reason this year.

TRUE!!!

Do it all the time....as a matter of fact i didnt go today because it was too cold during the night

the persom below me thinks chavs are cool

[CODE RED]

FALSE

The person below me once used to support an English club other than Liverpool FC (in football).

[AllezLesRouges]

Still do. Yeovil, Bristol Rovers, Celtic, Bristol City, Porto......

[RED CORNER]

Still do. Yeovil, Bristol Rovers, Celtic, Bristol City, Porto......


HE is using ALR's computer!:eek:

[AllezLesRouges]

HE is using ALR's computer!:eek:


ALR has mooved

[CODE RED]

False (not sure actually)

The person below me thinks ALR is confused....

[AllezLesRouges]

Bacon lettuce and tomato but no cup of tea. The milk is off.

[rowben86]

The person above me hasen't asked me a question! :mad:
The person below me takes 3 sugars with their Tea.

[Mozzaretti]

The person above me hasen't asked me a question! :mad:
The person below me takes 3 sugars with their Tea.

false - cocaine

The person below me can say - " Do you do it Doggie Style" in Swahili

[Seth7724]

True, I only recently found out though, if anyone wants to learn it, it's tatooed on my arm ( I asked for "In dog we trust" in tribute to Dog the bounty hunter, obviously the tatoo artist was confused)

The person below me has learned some of the words to a James blunt song

[hyva sami]

True, my girlfriend had the album, its imprinted into my brain mentally scared for life.

The person below me wishes they were above me.

[rowben86]

False.

The person below me will be watching Spinal Tap play Live at The Live Earth Concert today.

[RedRich]

False.

The person below me will be watching Spinal Tap play Live at The Live Earth Concert today.

True, they're funny as fook!

The person below me is bored to tears by tennis.

[Pigsy]

False, you never know when youll get a knicker flash!

The person below me loves Tarantino.

[rowben86]

True, Jackie Brown's my fave Tarrentino flick.

The person below me loves a bacon sarnie with ketchup, instead of the tradition HP Sauce. I know i do. :p

[Gerrard1991]

True always love ketchup on me bacon butty:D

The person below me thinks there is such thing as global warming

[rowben86]

True, but only in a natural mother of nature was. Man made global warming is just another way for the government to levy ANOTHER TAX.

The person below me thought the Live Earth concert was a bit too long.

[Seth7724]

Hello old thread.

True

The person below me thinks this thread should never have been brought back

[North Wales Red]

Hello old thread.

True

The person below me thinks this thread should never have been brought back

Falsehood

The person below me lives on the ground floor.

[thedanimal]

False. I live in the attic :p

The person below me has an xbox 360

[North Wales Red]

False. I live in the attic :p

The person below me has an xbox 360

I haven't even got a shoebox but after reading about the new GTA game then that may be about to change.

The person below me likes to make crisp butties.

[PaulG]

I haven't even got a shoebox but after reading about the new GTA game then that may be about to change.

The person below me likes to make crisp butties.

No I don't, now fuck off!!

[North Wales Red]

No I don't, now fuck off!!

Seth started it.........Hitler.

[Seth7724]

Seth started it.

True

The person below me is indeed, a woman.

[dean_lfc]

erm... :confused: false

The person below is tired...

[AshyP]

erm... :confused: false

The person below is tired...

True

The person below will lie with his/her response ;)

[ohdear]

True

The person below will lie with his/her response ;)

Oh,erm,good one.

The person below me fancies their bosses daughter.

[isaac_hunt]

Oh,erm,good one.

The person below me fancies their bosses daughter.

Untrue. But only cos they don't have one.

The person below me once touched Lorraine Kelly's backside.

[Mel Wood]

Untrue. But only cos they don't have one.

The person below me once touched Lorraine Kelly's backside.

True.

Though it wasn't the 'famous' Lorraine Kelly, it was my mate Mr Kelly's wife, Lorraine.

And it was by accident.

The person below me thinks the boardroom situation at LFC will get worse before it gets better.

[thedanimal]

False.

The person below me wants to have sexy time with torres :p

[big dutch]

False.

The person below me wants to have sexy time with torres :p

..................and this is where i enter the thread !!!!!!!!!!!!
:eek::rolleyes::p

the person below me would prefer to be on top

[AshyP]

..................and this is where i enter the thread !!!!!!!!!!!!
:eek::rolleyes::p

the person below me would prefer to be on top

False

The person below me is a romancer of the elderly

Oh and you haven't answered True for False young man.

[lfc angel]

true but only if i can get them to change their will in my favour




the person below blows their nose them looks in the tissue

[North Wales Red]

true but only if i can get them to change their will in my favour




the person below blows their nose them looks in the tissue

True.

The person below me wipes their arse standing up.

[thedanimal]

lol wtf :D I used to when i was iccle

The person below me reckons Big Dutch is gay :eek:

[Mozzaretti]

there maybe something in that


the person below will make a mockery of this game

[Kid of the Kop]

there maybe something in that


the person below will make a mockery of this game

What?

[big dutch]

lol wtf :D I used to when i was iccle

The person below me reckons Big Dutch is gay :eek:

false (for the record :rolleyes:)

the person below me thinks thedanimal is dissapointed ;)

[Seth7724]

false (for the record :rolleyes:)

the person below me thinks thedanimal is dissapointed ;)

True:D

The person below me is trying to kill 20 minutes before the match starts!

[ohdear]

True:D

The person below me is trying to kill 20 minutes before the match starts!

True!,I've been pissing about with the TV reception upstairs.

The person below me has some very dodgy records in their collection.

[thedanimal]

false (for the record :rolleyes:)

the person below me thinks thedanimal is dissapointed ;)

Fuck. I thought I was in for a chance there ;) :rolleyes:

[big dutch]

Fuck. I thought I was in for a chance there ;) :rolleyes:


not tonight
got a headache
:(