Annoying adverts

[RedRich]

Those 'bom-chick-a-wah-wah' Lynx ads really get on my tats.

Also, those ones they hammer us with at half time for WKD.
Doesn't matter how 'amusing' they try to make them, those drinks just won't replace beer. Ever. In fact, if I was getting a round in and one of my mates asked for one of those, I'd have to turn my back on him Naboo-style. (Mighty Boosh fans will know what I'm on about).:)

Had to get that off my chest. Anyone got any more?

[vin]

Zargon ads for..... not sure but I think its "Yell" - just nonsense - and before anyone starts with "at least they're memorable and you know the product" - those ads actually stop me from using Yell.

[Jimmys Chippy]

cillet Bang

[Poolfanatic]

Adverts are annoying full stop.Your watching a programme than you have to wait 3/4 minutes for it to comeback on.There even worse on the satellite channels.

[RedRich]

Good one, they truly are shite.

Just thought of another, those ones on daytime TV with that bloke who's bald on top but has it long at the back - can't remember what the ad's for. Think its a sofa shop or something. You know the one:

'You buy one, you get one free. I say, you buy one, you get one free so call this number NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!'

That bloke's a grade A c***!!!

[Jimmys Chippy]

Good one, they truly are shite.

Just thought of another, those ones on daytime TV with that bloke who's bald on top but has it long at the back - can't remember what the ad's for. Think its a sofa shop or something. You know the one:

'You buy one, you get one free. I say, you buy one, you get one free so call this number NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!'

That bloke's a grade A c***!!!

That fella is called Geoff and he works for a company that does all those "if you've been injured in an accident" claims. A couple of my mates used to work with him and I had the misfortune of a night out with him once, he is a complete cock. He was on the pitch for our cup tie with Burnley the other year trying to whip the crowd up with a version of 500 Miles which he did every home game, the Burnley season ticket holders think he's a cock. Oh, and my mates sister went out with him once, she thinks he's a cock too.

[King Xabi]

confused.com

:mad: :mad:

[vin]

confused.com

:mad: :mad:

closely followed by Sheilas Wheels

[hyva sami]

elephant.co.uk

the masterbation for the nation chewing gum shite.

the one with the miniature people that i dont know what its for but it really does my head in and its doing my head in now because i cant think what its for but its telephone number is something like 0800 10 66.

The zafira one i think its for with the kids that talk like proper grown ups makes me wanna give them a proper grown up slap.

and any of the an adverts especially the ones that say we paid off all our debts and still had money left over for a car or a holiday. Just because its so stupid the thing is its a loan so there shouldnt be any money left over the stupid pricks still have to pay the money back, twats.

[simon pieman]

Any loan advert they really get my pecker up.:mad:

[Ducatiboy749]

elephant.co.uk

the masterbation for the nation chewing gum shite.

the one with the miniature people that i dont know what its for but it really does my head in and its doing my head in now because i cant think what its for but its telephone number is something like 0800 10 66.

The zafira one i think its for with the kids that talk like proper grown ups makes me wanna give them a proper grown up slap.

and any of the an adverts especially the ones that say we paid off all our debts and still had money left over for a car or a holiday. Just because its so stupid the thing is its a loan so there shouldnt be any money left over the stupid pricks still have to pay the money back, twats.


Must say it strikes me as odd that quite a few of these insurance firms who (you would have thought) are aiming their adverts at the more mature viewer, choose to advertise their products with annoying stuffed animals.

Don't really see the logic.

[rixf666]

womens hygene / towel adverts. there is no need for them on TV.

[AshyP]

womens hygene / towel adverts. there is no need for them on TV.

All adverts are the work of the devil. FACT.

Why is it that when the program you are watching has an advert, you start channel hopping and every other fucking channel has an advert on it*


*And before any smart ass says anything, i know the BBC channels dont have adverts. :p

[red raw]

does "Like a Pant!" mean anything to anyone here? Can't stand it! ;)

[BigJCofBootle]

I hate the loan one about going from the red into the black. And it's some overweight, shall I say?, woman with greasy hair! And I hate it!! Urgh!!!!! Really can't remember the name of it though. But any loan ad gets me frustrated.

Cilit Bang too.

No, I like the bom-chick-a-wah-wah ads. Hilarious. It's rare that you get any good ads on telly.

[Mel Wood]

The only one that I've approved of lately is some bed shop one. I'm probably the only one that's seen it though.

'So how do you salesmen manage to stay awake all day?'
Cut to them all in the staff room spooning raw coffee down them, roaring and slapping themselves in the mush.

That sounds crap. Made me laugh anyway but you'd probably have to have seen it.

[hyva sami]

Must say it strikes me as odd that quite a few of these insurance firms who (you would have thought) are aiming their adverts at the more mature viewer, choose to advertise their products with annoying stuffed animals.

Don't really see the logic.

thats a good point.

[vin]

thats a good point.

Its psychological. Make it a friendly, approachable brand as opposed to a bunch of serious looking men or woman in suits, getting you to sign loan agreements/insurance documents.

[hill16]

that baldy prat that trying to sell windows . " i say you buy one you get one free"

[RedRich]

Wonder what happened to the old Shake n' Vac ads? They were great. An informative, catchy tune as well as some eye candy :eek: :D

[Jonboy]

If there is something on Sky I want to watch I just Sky+ it and fast forward through the adverts. If the program starts at 8, I start watching the recording at 8.15 and it still finishes at 9 o'clock. That way I can watch 15 minutes of sport without the missus giving my ears a bashing.

[hyva sami]

If there is something on Sky I want to watch I just Sky+ it and fast forward through the adverts. If the program starts at 8, I start watching the recording at 8.15 and it still finishes at 9 o'clock. That way I can watch 15 minutes of sport without the missus giving my ears a bashing.

thats good, but not all of us have sky+.

some of us havent even got sky one or sky sports news since murdoch's decided to take them away.

[LFC4LIFEHOLLA]

Molson Canadian beer commercials

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqp_S57eQ_E

Strawberry mini wheats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGqlXBx_bBc

both really annoying

[Venger]

If there is something on Sky I want to watch I just Sky+ it and fast forward through the adverts. If the program starts at 8, I start watching the recording at 8.15 and it still finishes at 9 o'clock. That way I can watch 15 minutes of sport without the missus giving my ears a bashing.

Couldnt agree more, it justifies the price of a sky plus box just being able to avoid adverts

I try and boycott any company whose advert annoys me - its not always possible but I do my best.

Some of the wankiest adverts at present are PC World, Elephant.co.uk, Admiral Insurance, and the claims advert where they try to be all dramatic like its an interrogation and the dyke woman is demanding to know how much of the claim she will receive,

Any advert that tries to recreate a "real life" situation generally fails miserably and should be banned lol. Given all the wanky "reality tv" shows that encourage audiences to vote, I think we should be able to vote for the worst annoying advert each week and the company with the most votes gets banned from advertising on tv for 1-2 months lol

Cunts, the lot of them.

[Poolfanatic]

Im not sure of the advert..It where 3 men are drinking at the bar
And the middle guy goes ahhhhhhhhh for what seems a life time.
Then when hes finished. he says crisps anyone?
That gets on me nerves.

[jim.]

Im not sure of the advert..It where 3 men are drinking at the bar
And the middle guy goes ahhhhhhhhh for what seems a life time.
Then when hes finished. he says crisps anyone?
That gets on me nerves.

Strongbow

The one i hate at the moment but in a weird way enjoy seeing is the one for David Guests program where he tries to be English, that dance at the end.....cringeworthy to think he stood in a studio and did that.

[Franny]

"Josh! Dad's fownd ya Scootah !"

Every single Picture Loan add - makes me want to put my foot through the screen.

The one where his wife is videoing the phone call - flaming pointless

Next time I need to get mi credit sorted, i will not be calling Picture for a discussion on football while being Videoed by my girlfriend while looking for my son's bastard scooter and it is not always like that round here

[Ducatiboy749]

The easter bunny advert constantly at the top of this page.....easter was 2 weeks ago!

[simon pieman]

"Josh! Dad's fownd ya Scootah !"

Every single Picture Loan add - makes me want to put my foot through the screen.

The one where his wife is videoing the phone call - flaming pointless

Next time I need to get mi credit sorted, i will not be calling Picture for a discussion on football while being Videoed by my girlfriend while looking for my son's bastard scooter and it is not always like that round here

:D

spot on mate

[RED CORNER]

"Josh! Dad's fownd ya Scootah !"

Every single Picture Loan add - makes me want to put my foot through the screen.

The one where his wife is videoing the phone call - flaming pointless

Next time I need to get mi credit sorted, i will not be calling Picture for a discussion on football while being Videoed by my girlfriend while looking for my son's bastard scooter and it is not always like that round here



Who the fuck videos someone asking for a loan ( whilst they're playing headers with a football ) and only deciding on the amount they want to borrow whilst hubby is on the phone?


I fucking hate that advert!

[RED CORNER]

Oh and that other loan ad' where the bloke is struggling to mow his lawn because the grass is about 4 foot high and the family, including Shep, are looking on all sad. Strim the bastard first you dozy fucker!:mad:

Cuts to where said bloke has obviously got the loan and the garden is all neat and tidy and he's sat on a great big fuck off mower that's clearly too big for the job! Pikey cunts!!

[mike_G]

I think most of the annoying ones have been said so i will say a good one.

The lynx one where theres a load of women running to one man. Wow ;)

[Poolfanatic]

The one with Vinnie Jones..where its peeing down and the car breaks down.So he tells the woman passenger hes off to find help.
He finds out later it was pointless him running through the woods for help.

[vin]

the adverts that SKY are inevitably going to start about the battle beaten United and Chelsea for 3 trophies. They are going to go into overhype..... its already annoying me and they haven't even started yet! Even though neither are in the Euro final. I want to punch RIchard Keys in the face!

[hyva sami]

the adverts that SKY are inevitably going to start about the battle beaten United and Chelsea for 3 trophies. They are going to go into overhype..... its already annoying me and they haven't even started yet! Even though neither are in the Euro final. I want to punch RIchard Keys in the face!

i think you should.

[hyva sami]

The other one that annoys the fuck out of me is the one where the guys varnishing his fence and the fat twat next door starts doing an annoying laugh.

[vin]

The other one that annoys the fuck out of me is the one where the guys varnishing his fence and the fat twat next door starts doing an annoying laugh.

So is it fence painters, fat twats or people that laugh that you don't like?

I would punch Richard Keys but the RSPCA have told me to leave well alone, apparently his species of chimp is endangered

[hyva sami]

So is it fence painters, fat twats or people that laugh that you don't like?

I would punch Richard Keys but the RSPCA have told me to leave well alone, apparently his species of chimp is endangered

lol.

fat twats that laugh like morons whilst painting a fence I think its the whole shahbuggle that bugs me.

[simon pieman]

Any Captain Birdseye advert, dont know why but always feel ill at ease with an old bloke and lots of young kids running arond, plus his fishfingers are crap.
And I fucking hate that lion on the frosties ad.

[RED CORNER]

Lion?

It's a fucking Tiger!


But then, you knew that, didn't you?

[King Xabi]

Who the fuck videos someone asking for a loan ( whilst they're playing headers with a football ) and only deciding on the amount they want to borrow whilst hubby is on the phone?

I fucking hate that advert!


:D

Also annoying fucking ringtone adverts.
Load of shite.

The Frosties kid. Cunt

[Poolfanatic]

I think this advert is for orange mobiles.
Its them two wind up lovers that waddle along the pavement stuck together. and sing's let me call you sweetheart.
Couldnt you just run up beside it and kick it into next week?..I know i could.

[RedRich]

So is it fence painters, fat twats or people that laugh that you don't like?

I would punch Richard Keys but the RSPCA have told me to leave well alone, apparently his species of chimp is endangered

:D Thats one seriously hairy dude. Him and Andy Gray, what a team :eek:

[BigJCofBootle]

I think this advert is for orange mobiles.
Its them two wind up lovers that waddle along the pavement stuck together. and sing's let me call you sweetheart.
Couldnt you just run up beside it and kick it into next week?..I know i could.

I also hate that advert. But because I hated it so much, I always sang the song in that tone of voice, hilarious!!

Must admit the one about painting your fence, whatever, with that man laughing...good god, it makes my blood boil.

I can't get over my hatred for loan ads. Hate them with an undying passion!!

Or the ad for bid-up.tv, with that fucking annoying song!!!

[kemlynreds]

Oh and that other loan ad' where the bloke is struggling to mow his lawn because the grass is about 4 foot high and the family, including Shep, are looking on all sad. Strim the bastard first you dozy fucker!:mad:

Cuts to where said bloke has obviously got the loan and the garden is all neat and tidy and he's sat on a great big fuck off mower that's clearly too big for the job! Pikey cunts!!

I know what you mean, if the lazy bastard had cut his grass regularly like normal people he wouldn't have had to get the loan and ruin his life with the extortionate interest charges. Poor bugger, destitute for the cost of a flymo.

[Ducatiboy749]

...but the snooker advert on BBC1 makes me laugh.....

"by the time the new world champion lifts the trophy he will have amassed a 10 miles walking around the tables"......


F*ck me if I was allowed to sit down as many times as they do whilst amassing this amazing distance, I reckon I could run the length of the country.:rolleyes: :D

[Mel Wood]

This one does my cap in completely.

''To date, NASA has filed 6,509 patents. In developing the A6, Audi filed 9,621...''

Oh, well, then. :rolleyes:

What have the Audi patents amounted to? They've built a car with lots of slightly differently designed features to other cars.
NASA have, you know, amongst other things been the fucking moon and back, like.

[vin]

This one does my cap in completely.

''To date, NASA has filed 6,509 patents. In developing the A6, Audi filed 9,621...''

Oh, well, then. :rolleyes:

What have the Audi patents amounted to? They've built a car with lots of slightly differently designed features to other cars.
NASA have, you know, amongst other things been the fucking moon and back, like.

True, never looked at it like that, I was slightly impressed by their claim of having so many patents.... but when you put it like that....:D

[RedRich]

This one does my cap in completely.

''To date, NASA has filed 6,509 patents. In developing the A6, Audi filed 9,621...''

Oh, well, then. :rolleyes:

What have the Audi patents amounted to? They've built a car with lots of slightly differently designed features to other cars.
NASA have, you know, amongst other things been the fucking moon and back, like.

Thats if you believe it! Me, I don't really care. Still not gonna buy an Audi though :p

[Franny]

This one does my cap in completely.

''To date, NASA has filed 6,509 patents. In developing the A6, Audi filed 9,621...''

Oh, well, then. :rolleyes:

What have the Audi patents amounted to? They've built a car with lots of slightly differently designed features to other cars.
NASA have, you know, amongst other things been the fucking moon and back, like.

Allegedly Mel ;) :D

[Franny]

...but the snooker advert on BBC1 makes me laugh.....

"by the time the new world champion lifts the trophy he will have amassed a 10 miles walking around the tables"......


F*ck me if I was allowed to sit down as many times as they do whilst amassing this amazing distance, I reckon I could run the length of the country.:rolleyes: :D

Sounds like pretty shit positinal play to me DB :D

[Ducatiboy749]

Sounds like pretty shit positinal play to me DB :D

Preciseley mate...have they never heard this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwDjcZ-g1SE

:rolleyes: ;)

[kemlynreds]

This one does my cap in completely.

''To date, NASA has filed 6,509 patents. In developing the A6, Audi filed 9,621...''

Oh, well, then. :rolleyes:

What have the Audi patents amounted to? They've built a car with lots of slightly differently designed features to other cars.
NASA have, you know, amongst other things been the fucking moon and back, like.

When I got the bill for my last service I couldn't be sure that Audi hadn't been to the moon and back

[RedRich]

This one's not annoying, its great! Just seen the Snickers ad with B.A Baracus. What a legend! He even used the phrase 'Quit yo' jibber-jabber' :D

Ah, simple things.......

[Highland D]

Must say it strikes me as odd that quite a few of these insurance firms who (you would have thought) are aiming their adverts at the more mature viewer, choose to advertise their products with annoying stuffed animals.

Don't really see the logic.

What you don't like MULTICAR MULTICAR!

[hyva sami]

I've remembered another ad that really annoys me.

The frank one with the little speccy kid that says how long you gonna feel like that for.

[Nick1971]

I like the elephant.co.uk one, absolutely fantastic, a classic :rolleyes:

[BigJCofBootle]

I've remembered another ad that really annoys me.

The frank one with the little speccy kid that says how long you gonna feel like that for.

I can't stand that little kid with the glasses!! "What does that smell like??" Fuck, he is so irritating.

New Snickers ad with B.A is legendary status already.

[hyva sami]

I can't stand that little kid with the glasses!! "What does that smell like??" Fuck, he is so irritating.

New Snickers ad with B.A is legendary status already.

yeah definately, it keeps me away from drugs, just the thought of meeting that kid is enough to put me off.

[BigJCofBootle]

yeah definately, it keeps me away from drugs, just the thought of meeting that kid is enough to put me off.

You do realise that if you do drugs, you won't necessarily meet that little boy? ;) Just..making sure you have all the details!

[steviegerrard1]

I cant stand the Strongbow advert where he takes a sip and is just gasping for ever...oh and Tetley tea

I can't stand the drugs advert either

[hyva sami]

You do realise that if you do drugs, you won't necessarily meet that little boy? ;) Just..making sure you have all the details!

Just not worth taking the risk really is it.

[BigJCofBootle]

I cant stand the Strongbow advert where he takes a sip and is just gasping for ever...oh and Tetley tea

I've made a conscious aim to never drink Tetley tea again. They've lost one customer through that annoying ad!!

[Mel Wood]

oh and Tetley tea
Didn't realise which one you meant till now but if you mean the 'Addams Family tune' whistling one then it is annoying as hell, yes.
Might put me off buying Tetley Tea and shopping in Asda because they play it on little screens in every aisle in there while you're shopping. Every 4.7 seconds.
It's like they're trying to drive you out the shop or your mind or both or something.

[captainred]

The loan adverts obviously, especially the female onto Picture.
But also ones where at the end of it, you say, I don't get that one. Some adverts are brilliant, but some must have been thought up by a 3 year old at nursery!

[DanielK]

I hate most adverts really, dont mind the short and simple ones which just wanna advertise a product... just fecking hate the ones that are trying to be short movies...

[RedRich]

....because every time the Directline advert comes on TV I get annoyed because the music for it is such a BLATANT rip off of Floyd's 'Careful With That Axe, Eugene' which is one of my favorites.

Not impressed!

[hyva sami]

Whats the loan advert that the guy is talking on the phone whilst his missus is filming him.

Why the fuck didnt they just buy a plain white football for the advert rather than sticking 2 bits of black tape over the word mitre because they coudnt advertise mitre, the twats.

[Mozzaretti]

Whats the loan advert that the guy is talking on the phone whilst his missus is filming him.

Why the fuck didnt they just buy a plain white football for the advert rather than sticking 2 bits of black tape over the word mitre because they coudnt advertise mitre, the twats.


Picture...

Who the fuck videos their fat fuck of a hubby whilst on the phone aswell??

My dead cat could have written a better script

[Rafatolah]

Picture...

Who the fuck videos their fat fuck of a hubby whilst on the phone aswell??

My dead cat could have written a better script
:D

[Jimmys Chippy]

Take a celebrity, preferably a soap star, and get them to don a pair of sweatpants and an over size sweatshirt and get them to stand with their shoulders drawn forward and their tummy pushed out. Don't brush their hair or apply make-up and ask them to look slightly glum. When all this is done, take a picture from the side.

Then brush that hair, apply that make-up get them to don a crop top and cycling shorts. Get them to pose with hands on their hips (slightly cocked)and a give a big, beaming smile to the camera, which should now be directly in front.

Stick this image in a few thousand empty DVD cases and give it a snappy name like Salsacise, Soapacise, Slideacise or BeverleyCallardacise and buy up every available advertising slot on ITV morning television for the next two weeks, as after this time the women who these adverts are aimed at will have given up on the idea of slimming until January 1st 2009.

[rixf666]

has anyone seen the iron brew advert thats been on recently, bit of a piss take of the old snowman animated film. I thought it was brilliant, only seen it the once and been waiting for it to come on again ever since. really made me chuckle.

[isaac_hunt]

has anyone seen the iron brew advert thats been on recently, bit of a piss take of the old snowman animated film. I thought it was brilliant, only seen it the once and been waiting for it to come on again ever since. really made me chuckle.

Yes I have - seen the whole thing once about a week ago and thought it was well done. Not seen it since though.

[RedRich]

Take a celebrity, preferably a soap star, and get them to don a pair of sweatpants and an over size sweatshirt and get them to stand with their shoulders drawn forward and their tummy pushed out. Don't brush their hair or apply make-up and ask them to look slightly glum. When all this is done, take a picture from the side.

Then brush that hair, apply that make-up get them to don a crop top and cycling shorts. Get them to pose with hands on their hips (slightly cocked)and a give a big, beaming smile to the camera, which should now be directly in front.

Stick this image in a few thousand empty DVD cases and give it a snappy name like Salsacise, Soapacise, Slideacise or BeverleyCallardacise and buy up every available advertising slot on ITV morning television for the next two weeks, as after this time the women who these adverts are aimed at will have given up on the idea of slimming until January 1st 2009.

Exactly...well said! Sickening for so many reasons. Speaking of which...

I saw the one for that Eastenders 'Sonia' type person the other day. Ye Gods.
My libido is still quivering in a dark corner.

[matchoftheday]

Anyone seen the Sony Bravia adverts with the Play dough and Rabbits?!

[Mozzaretti]

Take a celebrity, preferably a soap star, and get them to don a pair of sweatpants and an over size sweatshirt and get them to stand with their shoulders drawn forward and their tummy pushed out. Don't brush their hair or apply make-up and ask them to look slightly glum. When all this is done, take a picture from the side.

Then brush that hair, apply that make-up get them to don a crop top and cycling shorts. Get them to pose with hands on their hips (slightly cocked)and a give a big, beaming smile to the camera, which should now be directly in front.

Stick this image in a few thousand empty DVD cases and give it a snappy name like Salsacise, Soapacise, Slideacise or BeverleyCallardacise and buy up every available advertising slot on ITV morning television for the next two weeks, as after this time the women who these adverts are aimed at will have given up on the idea of slimming until January 1st 2009.


Worse still - Danielle Feckin Lloyd

On her advert she looked as co-ordinated as a 3 legged asthmatic hedgehog on crack

[ohdear]

Let's be honest,they are all shit.I'm with Bill Hicks on this one.

[Barstool_Pundit]

womens hygene / towel adverts. there is no need for them on TV.

The ones for the " inconspicuous " tampax tampons have got to be the worst along with the girl who is worried she might be hit by a bus..while not wearing "fresh" underwear .
Fact one...When a woman is having a bad day we usually know it .
Fact two...If there was an add featuring a product dealing with nob rash
would women want it on TV at tea time ?

[alinfarah]

an online poker site showing Africans and mother playing said game with laptop! C'mon please surely they would be playing roulette or lottery?

[Mozzaretti]

an online poker site showing Africans and mother playing said game with laptop! C'mon please surely they would be playing roulette or lottery?

Why not, africa has technology. I'm regularly emailed by friends from Nigeria asking for my bank details...

[liverpool lad]

Good evening Madamme, I hope I did not interupt your breakfast.

[RedRich]

Good evening Madamme, I hope I did not interupt your breakfast.

:D

I like that one

[Psychoticmonkey]

The adverts where the barman cycles through a variety of characters before giving the customer a spine-chilling glare. Totally ineffective - you won't catch me going to that bar.

[RedRich]

The adverts where the barman cycles through a variety of characters before giving the customer a spine-chilling glare. Totally ineffective - you won't catch me going to that bar.

Good call, can't stand that one.

Valid message and all that but what an annoying bloke. Just get the drinks and shut your cakehole.

[steviegerrard1]

Worth a bump.

Go fucking Compare...That man deserves to be shot.

The I just sold my car Quickquid one...

The Cloud for Windows seven.

Any more?

[captainred]

Worth a bump.

Go fucking Compare...That man deserves to be shot.

The I just sold my car Quickquid one...

The Cloud for Windows seven.

Any more?
Did I hear it right the other day and he's bringing out an album?:eek:

[ferg_g]

More than Freeman!!!!!

[candyman]

The Nokia advert with the blind twat taking pictures.

[AntonioLFC08]

I like Sky Plus to FF all this shite.

But I agree that fat go fucking compare prick with the 'tache is a cunt.

[HenderRed]

Those fucking co-op ones, think they might have stopped now thankfully:
" Darling, I don't want to do the weekly shop on saturday."
Much better to go to the co-op every couple of days is it?
Go to a proper supermarket in the evening or shop online.

Guud with fuud.

[jozza800]

Did I hear it right the other day and he's bringing out an album?:eek:

I think he's got to the top of the Classical Music charts!

[SteelWool]

That fucking William Hill advert that sounds like an alarm is going off.

Trying to sit in front of my telly and that racket kicks in and just puts me on edge. I'd love to sit with the fella who made it, point out how annoying it is and then smash him into a million pieces.

It really does my tits.

[Cubbin]

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.....chill.

[AntonioLFC08]

We buy any car, .com!

So if I fucked the car up and shit in the petrol tank you'd still buy it eh?

[heskey89]

The go compare fella is a serious classical artist, what he's doi g in that ad I don't know!
Anyway, my offering


Enviro/phone.com with that fat southern shit's head everywhere annoys the balls out of me

[rixf666]

The "go to my pc" advert on the wireless. the blokes voice is the most annoying i have ever heard, he says everything in the same monotone. i really need to change the station on my alarm clock because that fucking guy makes me wake up in a bad mood every morning.

[tk2010]

Any advert that decides the base level of all the tv programs just isn't loud enough for them so they play at 4/5 bars louder, just in case I hadn't noticed my program being switched off...

[Jonboy]

Any advert that decides the base level of all the tv programs just isn't loud enough for them so they play at 4/5 bars louder, just in case I hadn't noticed my program being switched off...

The ASA has just legalised that again. I was watching a basketball game from the states last night with the volume down low. They went to an advert and woke the whole block of flats up.

[Kopacabana]

Wonga.com

I hate it when regionality is applied to a country-wide service or commodity. Wonga is a fucking stupid southern word and should stay in the fucking south. Plus it shouldn't be advertised by a fat, cockney tool (Oi oi!)

Plusnet - We won't be beat on price

Regionality again. Just because a business is based in a particular area doesn't mean it embodies the stereotypical character and values of the people of that area. Are Yorkshire people more honest and trustworthy than the rest of the country? Plus (no pun intended) use the fucking Queen's English. It's 'beaten', not 'beat'.

[steviegerrard1]

How could I forget wings, the most irritating advert alongside Go ficking compare and we buy any car.

[Munkybhai]

The comparethemarkets.com ones with the meercats. A shallow attempt to mimic the very successful Geico gecko commercials in the US.

[SteelWool]

Worse still - Danielle Feckin Lloyd

On her advert she looked as co-ordinated as a 3 legged asthmatic hedgehog on crack

Just seen this, in fairness to Lloyd I saw her on that Total Wipeout and she's defo not malco.

[SteelWool]

Wonga.com

I hate it when regionality is applied to a country-wide service or commodity. Wonga is a fucking stupid southern word and should stay in the fucking south. Plus it shouldn't be advertised by a fat, cockney tool (Oi oi!)Plusnet - We won't be beat on price

Regionality again. Just because a business is based in a particular area doesn't mean it embodies the stereotypical character and values of the people of that area. Are Yorkshire people more honest and trustworthy than the rest of the country? Plus (no pun intended) use the fucking Queen's English. It's 'beaten', not 'beat'.

I'm sure he owns the company.

He was in the initial advert now he's in every single one. No-one's looked at him and thought "he's what I'd like the face of my company to be" which leads me to assume that he's the owner on an ego trip.

[SteelWool]

The most annoying adverts for me are the ones when the slogans make it into the common lexicon.

"I'm confused.com"

"Simples"

Grown men basically quoting slogans from insurance adverts. Personally these people should be occupying the lowest circle of hell.