Britney goes Bald

[makaveli18]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1252045,00.html

OMG!!! wat da hell was she thinking about????

[Sethie4]

Publicity

[Rafa El Gaffer]

She looks like Ashton Kutscher (no idea how to spell it)

[Sethie4]

She looks like Ashton Kutscher (no idea how to spell it)

I see what you mean!

http://www.poster.net/kutcher-ashton/kutcher-ashton-photo-xl-ashton-kutcher-6226614.jpg:confused:

[hyva sami]

shes got big ears

[Poolfanatic]

shes got big ears
Has she got noddy aswell?

[GoGoAlonso]

hehe if you squint she looks like a young Collina.

and by the title I could have sworn you were talking about this....


Its brits muff so dont click if easily offended.


http://64.111.216.18/ul/1434-bs50.jpg

[hyva sami]

apparently.

[Sethie4]

hehe if you squint she looks like a young Collina.

and by the title I could have sworn you were talking about this....


Its brits muff so dont click if easily offended.


http://64.111.216.18/ul/1434-bs50.jpg

Lol mate, at least you warn, that day when we all got directed to Red Issue, i had a browse around the threads.

There was many under titles such as "What a great year" and "Superb"

Theres me expecting some shit about man united some dodgy guy has written
Instead i get some shit from manchester posing naked with 2 cocks behind her.. that were wearing the numbers 7 and 8!

[DaveRedMan]

hehe if you squint she looks like a young Collina.

and by the title I could have sworn you were talking about this....


Its brits muff so dont click if easily offended.


http://64.111.216.18/ul/1434-bs50.jpg

I think the expression is "shaved" :D , I was thinking the same myself..

[steviegerrard1]

Oh dear Britney

[redforever]

Shaven Haven mmm Respect.
she has more hair on her starfish than she has on her head:D

[paulotrac]

id still plough her

[BigJCofBootle]

Oh my god.


...Oh my god. I thought you were takin' the piss with that thread title.

NO! Why?! She doesn't appreciate damn good hair!!

[hyva sami]

how many people wannas stroke her head.

[redforever]

how many people wannas stroke her head.

I do yes please:D
I would love to stroke her monkeys forehead:D

[Shockindefendin]

id still plough her

I was thinking the same thing, but maybe not using the term `plough`.


Thing is I would be horrified that in the middle of said `ploughing` I suddenly did see the similarities bewtween her and that Ashton fella.

[big dutch]

have never ever seen the appeal of britney spears

[dicko1969]

have never ever seen the appeal of britney spears

me neither.... over rated pathetic blonde... and only got anywhere coz she dressed up as a school girl!

bald where ?? her minge?

[Shockindefendin]

You two must be jokin, even when she was / is going through her trailer trash stage she would still get it. Well fit.

[dicko1969]

You two must be jokin, even when she was / is going through her trailer trash stage she would still get it. Well fit.

man... get a grip... change your goggles... she's pig man!

she looks like the bird from eastenders.... pig, dirty , slaggy... I've had loads better.. even on beer and indian wasted nights

[Shockindefendin]

Have to agree to disagree on that one, to me she is always in my top ten of birds.

[dicko1969]

Have to agree to disagree on that one, to me she is always in my top ten of birds.

man NO!!

so do we go down that road again.. re: who would you most like to do... so whats your top 10??

mind you In the day : my top 10 was in 1990

demi moore
kat zeta jones
kim bassinger
shaz stone
madonna
princess di
julia roberts
karen keeton (RIP; sad sad loss)


well thats 7 .. cant remember really... but Pig Spears.. ugh!

[simon pieman]

have to agree with shockin on this one , she defo is fit and that baldness adds a bit more to it , plus she likes a drink my ideal woman :D

[redforever]

man NO!!

so do we go down that road again.. re: who would you most like to do... so whats your top 10??

mind you In the day : my top 10 was in 1990

demi moore
kat zeta jones
kim bassinger
shaz stone
madonna
princess di
julia roberts
karen keeton (RIP; sad sad loss)


well thats 7 .. cant remember really... but Pig Spears.. ugh!
lol you have taken me back to the knuckle shuffle days.
Karen Keating was one of my all time favourites, poor lass and she had young kids too. life can be a real bastards sometimes eh

[Shockindefendin]

Chill the fuck out ! Jeez, look I agree CZJ would defoe be in my top 5 birds as well . Around about the same level as Ms Spears...............:p

[Shockindefendin]

lol you have taken me back to the knuckle shuffle days.


You mean your shuffle days are over?!?!?! As long as there is the internet those days are never over!!! :D






I agree with your comments on Karen Keating, a terrible thing to happen and I felt very sorry for both her and her family.

[dicko1969]

Chill the fuck out ! Jeez, look I agree CZJ would defoe be in my top 5 birds as well . Around about the same level as Ms Spears...............:p

have you got a girlfriend... if not you think of this thread when choosing your next girly... dont go for a slapper.. unless u want a quick shag...

if not go for class.. someone u can respect and take her home for a cup of tea with your mother...

Spears wouldnt be that girl.. dirty, smelly like being down tut port where cockles and mussels live!

[CODE RED]

me neither.... over rated pathetic blonde... and only got anywhere coz she dressed up as a school girl!

bald where ?? her minge?

I never found Britney appealing either. Another over-commercialised, typical blonde, gym bunny.

Christiana Aguilera comes well into my top ten of best looking ladies onthe other hand (straight hair version).

Looks like dicko got ahead of me with the innuendo joke - but I WOULDN'T have done it the way he did - I would've just used a "shocked" emoticon/smiley!

Yes, she's shared her hair. Think I caught a brief news item on it on the box - typical eh? People dying world-wide, the earth is boiling - but Britney shaves her head - lets gibv it air time!

[dicko1969]

I never found Britney appealing either. Another over-commercialised, typical blonde, gym bunny.

Christiana Aguilera comes well into my top ten of best looking ladies onthe other hand (straight hair version).

Looks like dicko got ahead of me with the innuendo joke - but I WOULDN'T have done it the way he did - I would've just used a "shocked" emoticon/smiley!

Yes, she's shared her hair. Think I caught a brief news item on it on the box - typical eh? People dying world-wide, the earth is boiling - but Britney shaves her head - lets gibv it air time!

I was gonna add Aguilera as well.. can you imagine her giving it one of her high pitch sing songs when on top?? (no exclamation mark needed here!:D )

[CODE RED]

You lack inhibition.

[dicko1969]

You lack inhibition.

man.. I'm free, natural, out going, and spontaneous... just sharing with you my intimate thoughts.. and detail

[CODE RED]

I refer you to my previous post.... :o

[kemlynreds]

I'd lend here one, wouldn't go as far as giving her one.

[CODE RED]

Lend?

[Shockindefendin]

have you got a girlfriend...

Must admit, you really do seem someone I should be taking life advice from.:rolleyes:

[1984]

shaz stone
madonna


:eek: :eek:

A pair of dogs.

[Shockindefendin]

:eek: :eek:

A pair of dogs.

Even though I have disagreed with dicko over Ms Spears I must say that sharon Stone is still a goer now, even if Madonna has never really appealed to me. Stone in both basic instincts and that other film she did with William Baldwin, yep I would say Stone would be in my top ten.

[redforever]

Even though I have disagreed with dicko over Ms Spears I must say that sharon Stone is still a goer now, even if Madonna has never really appealed to me. Stone in both basic instincts and that other film she did with William Baldwin, yep I would say Stone would be in my top ten.

absolutely mate, i wouldn't throw her out of the bed

[CODE RED]

:eek: :eek:

A pair of dogs.

Aye.

[dicko1969]

Aye.

You guys want a pair of dogs in your top ten.. now thats disgusting..

OK SS & Madonna are slaggy... but u just know that they are gonna lick ur dangly bits... Woof Woof....:eek:

[Rafatolah]

Rafatolah: "Here Britney darling c'mere a sec........does this smell of chloroform to you?"

The rest as they say is history

[CODE RED]

You guys want a pair of dogs in your top ten.. now thats disgusting..

OK SS & Madonna are slaggy... but u just know that they are gonna lick ur dangly bits... Woof Woof....:eek:

WTF?! :rolleyes:

That's not what we meant and you know it. :rolleyes:

[Gary]

kHmvkRoEowc

:D

[AshyP]

kHmvkRoEowc

:D

Is that a man or a woman :eek::confused:

[thedanny]

Is that a man or a woman :eek::confused:

oi! thats me you bastard!!! :D

[CODE RED]

:confused:

Where has this thread headed?

[Ducatiboy749]

:confused:

Where has this thread headed?

As AshyP says, it does tend to get a bit random on here.:D

Back to the subject of Ms Spears....I wouldn't poke that pikey with a stick.

[Jimmys Chippy]

Is that a man or a woman :eek::confused:


The name of the person in the clip is Chris Crocker, which leaves me befuddled still.

He/She* wants a good kicking in the cunt/bollocks*



(*delete as applicable when gender is confirmed).

[CODE RED]

As AshyP says, it does tend to get a bit random on here.:D

Back to the subject of Ms Spears....I wouldn't poke that pikey with a stick.


I wouldn't at all put it that way. However, I always thought she had the face of a 12 year old. Very unattractive imho. Then again, who gives a frack?

[steviegerrard1]

I guess the Muslims dont like her :

Madonna and Britney Spears have been threatened by Muslim terrorist leaders that they could have their "heads cut off" if they continue to act like "prostitutes" to gain popularity.

Spokesman and senior leader of the Palestinian Resistance Committees, Muhammed Abdel-Al, slated the singers in new book Schmoozing with Terrorists: From Hollywood to the Holy Land Jihadists Reveal their Global Plans - to a Jew!.

He warned the popstars that they are spreading "satanic culture" in their songs and performances.

Abdel-Al said: "If I meet these whores I will have the honour - I repeat, I will have the honour - to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam.

"If these two prostitutes keep doing what they are doing, we of course will punish them. First we will call them to join Islam. But if they keep what they are doing... we can stone them or kill them as we see fit if they keep tempting men in order to put them far from Islam. A prostitute woman must be stoned or must be hit eighty times with a belt."

The group, based in the Gaza Strip, has previously carried out a number of rocket attacks, bombings and shootings against Jews.

[ohdear]

He sounds like a right laugh.

I've never understood Britney either,but if you would of asked me about Madonna when I was thirteen,I would have become the human gyser.

I've said too much.

[CODE RED]

I guess the Muslims dont like her :

Madonna and Britney Spears have been threatened by Muslim terrorist leaders that they could have their "heads cut off" if they continue to act like "prostitutes" to gain popularity.

Spokesman and senior leader of the Palestinian Resistance Committees, Muhammed Abdel-Al, slated the singers in new book Schmoozing with Terrorists: From Hollywood to the Holy Land Jihadists Reveal their Global Plans - to a Jew!.

He warned the popstars that they are spreading "satanic culture" in their songs and performances.

Abdel-Al said: "If I meet these whores I will have the honour - I repeat, I will have the honour - to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam.

"If these two prostitutes keep doing what they are doing, we of course will punish them. First we will call them to join Islam. But if they keep what they are doing... we can stone them or kill them as we see fit if they keep tempting men in order to put them far from Islam. A prostitute woman must be stoned or must be hit eighty times with a belt."

The group, based in the Gaza Strip, has previously carried out a number of rocket attacks, bombings and shootings against Jews.


Where the frack did that come from?

Give me strength.