You can tell a man by...

[Taylor]

...the custom dictionary on his mobile phone. Just discovered where this is stored, and here's mine:

bastard, Belfast, bitch, bookies, boozer, crap, cunt, cuntish, cunts, daft, fancard, fanto, dayer, dick, doddle, footy, fuck, fucked, fucking, dvd, Everton, gaylord, hooray, lager, lagers, linesman, mancs, Merseyside, midweek, missus, Sheffield, shit, shite, piss, spaz, Zöe.


Carry on.

[Ducatiboy749]

...the custom dictionary on his mobile phone. Just discovered where this is stored, and here's mine:

bastard, Belfast, bitch, bookies, boozer, crap, cunt, cuntish, cunts, daft, fancard, fanto, dayer, dick, doddle, footy, fuck, fucked, fucking, dvd, Everton, gaylord, hooray, lager, lagers, linesman, mancs, Merseyside, midweek, missus, Sheffield, shit, shite, piss, spaz, Zöe.


Carry on.



LOL

[AllezLesRouges]

...the custom dictionary on his mobile phone. Just discovered where this is stored, and here's mine:

bastard, Belfast, bitch, bookies, boozer, crap, cunt, cuntish, cunts, daft, fancard, fanto, dayer, dick, doddle, footy, fuck, fucked, fucking, dvd, Everton, gaylord, hooray, lager, lagers, linesman, mancs, Merseyside, midweek, missus, Sheffield, shit, shite, piss, spaz, Zöe.


Carry on.



And he's only sent one text message!

[The Prince]

Now this, I like...


Cardiff, bastard, Bastard, Aigburth, Anfield, Amrit, colindale, 2001, Dalglish, fucking, DVD, Gah!, Gonzalez, http://www.live-football.com, LFC, Kuyt, Magpie, Riise, shit, shite, Quagmire, Taekwondo.

[ferg_g]

How does one locate it?

[The Prince]

You may have a My Words option on your text options if you have a "Word not found" option when you're texting.

[big dutch]

funky, moped, agger, do, small, town, boy, i, could, be, so, good, for, you................

hmm !!! :confused:

[Matt R]

Now this, I like...


Cardiff, bastard, Bastard, Aigburth, Anfield, Amrit, colindale, 2001, Dalglish, fucking, DVD, Gah!, Gonzalez, http://www.live-football.com, LFC, Kuyt, Magpie, Riise, shit, shite, Quagmire, Taekwondo.

Let it go Prince, let it go.

[Laura_25]

I seem to have loads of "my words" in my phone. Didn't know where to locate them until The Prince told me.

Mine are: (yes I know it says you can tell a MAN by, but I felt left out ;) )

Bastard,bastards, bellend, bellends, biccies, cheeky, chelsea, aigburth, chippy, bitching, blackburn, allerton, Anfield, bollocks, bordeaux, brookhouse, arse, arseholes, arsed, aynsley, 20th, 200, 2000, damn, defo, derby, dick, dickhead, eindhoven, ella, fuck, fucking, fucked, dvd, everton, euros, excitability, Ewwww, 300, I'll, gaffer, Haha, Galbraith,Galatasaray, Gareth, Gerrard,Hindsy,Istanbul,Hungover, jaffa, karaoke, LFC, Lesley, Kinell, Liverbird, Knackered, lovelier,Jules, Offal, Nerys, newcastle, minging, minger, mings, nintendo,Mondial, paddock, redial, Redmatt, pervy, perve,shag,shagged,shit, shitless,shite, piss, pissed, pissing,pmed, PSV, Ste, sunbed, pussycat, U2, Thistle, unmotivated,Tracey, TTWAR,Twat, Twats, yates, Weeee, Yvonne, xxx.

What a lovely selection. :eek:

[TheWhiteMrT]

...the custom dictionary on his mobile phone. Just discovered where this is stored, and here's mine:

bastard, Belfast, bitch, bookies, boozer, crap, cunt, cuntish, cunts, daft, fancard, fanto, dayer, dick, doddle, footy, fuck, fucked, fucking, dvd, Everton, gaylord, hooray, lager, lagers, linesman, mancs, Merseyside, midweek, missus, Sheffield, shit, shite, piss, spaz, Zöe.


Carry on.

Mind the language please Taylor

Mine are ba-jesus, bassa, bastard, bastarding, bawjaws Boydy, bull-banger, cum-breath, cunt, cunt-esq, dick, dickish, dickie, Dhalsim, erse, ersehole, ersebandit fannybaws, Fridgey, goblin, hoover, hoodie, Iano, jackass, jammie, jehova, ku-klux:confused: , licker, mither, massssssiiiivvveee, maximus, ninkumpoop :) , ovaries, ovule, piss-artist, piss-heid, prozzy, queenie, queer, retard, ripened, Ripton, Seeeeeeeebbbbbbbbbbboooooooooo, stodge, stodgy, sweemer, tink, timothy, udders, undulating, vaginus, viral, wankshot, whipper-snapper, xxxx, yadda-yadda-yadda, yuppies, zigga-zig-ah

i seem to enjoy insults and hyphonating words, apologies for the dialect:)

[Mozzaretti]

funky, moped, agger, do, small, town, boy, i, could, be, so, good, for, you................

hmm !!! :confused:


:p :D :o

[Yorkshire]

Anfield, bez, cheeky, costco, couldnt, arent, cv, cuppa, daft, footy, fowler, dvd, hadnt, helsinki (fuck knows where that came from), ho, hows, isnt, luton, naan, mcds, newcastle, mmm, nutter, saddleworth, sarnie, sheffield, shit, shouldnt, piss, pissed, roosters, probs, psv, spud, sweety, tenner, toca, toffee, wasnt, werent, yipee (how gay)

[Taylor]

Anfield, bez, cheeky, costco, couldnt, arent, cv, cuppa, daft, footy, fowler, dvd, hadnt, helsinki (fuck knows where that came from), ho, hows, isnt, luton, naan, mcds, newcastle, mmm, nutter, saddleworth, sarnie, sheffield, shit, shouldnt, piss, pissed, roosters, probs, psv, spud, sweety, tenner, toca, toffee, wasnt, werent, yipee (how gay)

Half of those wouldn't be in there if you had a grasp of punctuation...

And Laura, going by your list, if I wasn't married I'm pretty certain you'd be my kind of gal!

[loothapub]

capers, carlisle, carlsberg, bastarding, bellamy, benfica, biarritz, cinq, biotics, chuffed, blancmange, alonso, bobs, cobras, anfield, cokie, comfy, bordoooo, cottagers, brekkie, argh, critique, arse, brummie, bunnies, ffs, depard, derr, eindhoven, dirk, dokie, fookin, dubai, fucked, fuckin, Fucking, fucking, gerrard, gerard, hickley, hindsy, gits, hola, hokie, homo, gracias, jaffa, loon, jurga, justo, madras, magners, magnolia, manhandling, meriadeck, mersey, Okie, mobbed, mocha, mods, ooh, oops, muchos, sandon, sangria, paree, sarnie, shit, shite, shittee, Pissed, pissed, plannerist, skype, sooo, romp, pompey, tits, vladi, trois, ttwar, xabi, zzzzz.



:eek:

next thread should be to make a sentence with as many of the words as possible :rolleyes:

[Yorkshire]

Half of those wouldn't be in there if you had a grasp of punctuation...

And Laura, going by your list, if I wasn't married I'm pretty certain you'd be my kind of gal!


I dont get my texts marked on punctuation luckily

[The Prince]

Let it go Prince, let it go.

I remember when i had to include our glorious left back's name. His goal at Spurs. Fifteen text messages in a minute. Had to reply a lot.

[RED CORNER]

You never replied to me, but then you hardly ever do ffs!

I had Jeremy Kyle on mute because I was on the 'phone. It looked like a 'best of' because after ' Married to a paedophile' came 'I married a serial rapist' followed by ' I married a murderer'.

Next week: I married my Alsation.

[Laura_25]

capers, carlisle, carlsberg, bastarding, bellamy, benfica, biarritz, cinq, biotics, chuffed, blancmange, alonso, bobs, cobras, anfield, cokie, comfy, bordoooo, cottagers, brekkie, argh, critique, arse, brummie, bunnies, ffs, depard, derr, eindhoven, dirk, dokie, fookin, dubai, fucked, fuckin, Fucking, fucking, gerrard, gerard, hickley, hindsy, gits, hola, hokie, homo, gracias, jaffa, loon, jurga, justo, madras, magners, magnolia, manhandling, meriadeck, mersey, Okie, mobbed, mocha, mods, ooh, oops, muchos, sandon, sangria, paree, sarnie, shit, shite, shittee, Pissed, pissed, plannerist, skype, sooo, romp, pompey, tits, vladi, trois, ttwar, xabi, zzzzz.



:eek:

next thread should be to make a sentence with as many of the words as possible :rolleyes:
:eek: When you say "cottagers" I do hope you are referring to Fulham dear!!
As for bunnies.... well I won't ask! :D


And Taylor, thanks, I think. ( I just hope it isn't my having "Hindsy" as one of my words that swung it for you!! ;))

[The Prince]

You never replied to me, but then you hardly ever do ffs!

I had Jeremy Kyle on mute because I was on the 'phone. It looked like a 'best of' because after ' Married to a paedophile' came 'I married a serial rapist' followed by ' I married a murderer'.

Next week: I married my Alsation.

Sorry, Mick. In a meeting at the time.

[REDMATT]

capers, carlisle, carlsberg, bastarding, bellamy, benfica, biarritz, cinq, biotics, chuffed, blancmange, alonso, bobs, cobras, anfield, cokie, comfy, bordoooo, cottagers, brekkie, argh, critique, arse, brummie, bunnies, ffs, depard, derr, eindhoven, dirk, dokie, fookin, dubai, fucked, fuckin, Fucking, fucking, gerrard, gerard, hickley, hindsy, gits, hola, hokie, homo, gracias, jaffa, loon, jurga, justo, madras, magners, magnolia, manhandling, meriadeck, mersey, Okie, mobbed, mocha, mods, ooh, oops, muchos, sandon, sangria, paree, sarnie, shit, shite, shittee, Pissed, pissed, plannerist, skype, sooo, romp, pompey, tits, vladi, trois, ttwar, xabi, zzzzz.



:eek:

next thread should be to make a sentence with as many of the words as possible :rolleyes:

Hinkley? :eek:

[REDMATT]

Where does one find this function on a Nokia 3310? :rolleyes:

[Laura_25]

Where does one find this function on a Nokia 3310? :rolleyes:
You could take it into the museum tomorrow and ask. ;)

[loothapub]

Where does one find this function on a Nokia 3310? :rolleyes:



http://www.eifs-inspections.com/

this company should be able to help Matt :rolleyes:

[REDMATT]

http://www.eifs-inspections.com/

this company should be able to help Matt :rolleyes:


Thanks :p

[loothapub]

Hinkley? :eek:

strange that I can give an explanation about every other word I listed apart from that one :confused:

[RED CORNER]

Can I find this facility on a Samsung 600E?

If so, where?

[Laura_25]

Can I find this facility on a Samsung 600E?

If so, where?
When you type a text Mick, press an option called "more" and then look for something called "my words"
Failing that, I'll just show you tomorrow! ;)

[candyman]

Anybody know if you can find this function on a Nokia N70?

[The Prince]

Just thought I'd update mine

17, Akabusi, Awooga!, Babel, Bastard, Birthday, Alonso, coppack@ (email address), cuntlord, Farringdon, Fucking, fucking, Kop, motherless, MSN, Sandon, seazie, Setanta, Riise, shit, shite, taekwondo, ukelele, underscore, Voronin, Torres, Yossi, quilber

[Taksin]

Bastard,bastards, bellend, bellends, biccies, cheeky, chelsea, aigburth, chippy, bitching, blackburn, allerton, Anfield, bollocks, bordeaux, brookhouse, arse, arseholes, arsed, aynsley, 20th, 200, 2000, damn, defo, derby, dick, dickhead, eindhoven, ella, fuck, fucking, fucked, dvd, everton, euros, excitability, Ewwww, 300, I'll, gaffer, Haha, Galbraith,Galatasaray, Gareth, Gerrard,Hindsy,Istanbul,Hungover, jaffa, karaoke, LFC, Lesley, Kinell, Liverbird, Knackered, lovelier,Jules, Offal, Nerys, newcastle, minging, minger, mings, nintendo,Mondial, paddock, redial, Redmatt, pervy, perve,shag,shagged,shit, shitless,shite, piss, pissed, pissing,pmed, PSV, Ste, sunbed, pussycat, U2, Thistle, unmotivated,Tracey, TTWAR,Twat, Twats, yates, Weeee, Yvonne, xxx.


this word stands out as feminine..

I thought

Sheffield, shit, shite, piss

on Taylor's entry has a sort of poetic merit

[Taksin]

special mention goes to Lootha's..

bastarding, bellamy, benfica


and..


chuffed, blancmange, alonso

[Taksin]

wankshot


!

[Laura_25]

this word stands out as feminine..

I thought

Sheffield, shit, shite, piss

on Taylor's entry has a sort of poetic merit

HA! I know more men that go to a sunbed more than I ever do!

But, if we are updating:

Aiiii, Circus.uk (wtf?), bits, Coppack, cum, cunt, cunts, cuntish, faff, farmers, omlette, Sandon, Ste, wank, wankers, vibrator.

Nice.

[Laura_25]

special mention goes to Lootha's..

bastarding, bellamy, benfica


and..


chuffed, blancmange, alonso

He nicked bastarding from me! :p