anyone getting Love?

[paulotrac]

just wondering if anyone was getting shagged tonight?

[RedsLFCStevieG]

I wish I had a clue how to approach women... forget about getting laid. I'm losing my mind about this girl who comes into my work.

Just to let it be known, I am a complete novice when it comes to talking to girls. I'm very shy around most women and just try to be courteous around them.

I work in a bank and there's this very attractive girl who comes in with change orders from the nail salon next to my bank. She knows who I am and we have pretty good chemistry. When I help her in the lobby she smiles and is very friendly.

Its gotten to the point where I just can't stop thinking about her. When I work in the bank's drive-thru I try to see if she's working that day. Every single day that I don't do something about it, I kick myself.

Yesterday, I was helping someone else and went over to my co-worker's desk where she was being helped. She said hi to me without me even looking in her direction. I was shocked that she ackowledged me without even glancing at her.

The thing is I have no clue what is the best way of asking her out or how I can do it when the only time i see her is when she comes into the lobby of the bank.

Also, I've looked at some of the tips and advice on a few dating sites.

If anyone here has some good advice please let me know.

Much Apprieciated,
Sean

[StueyG]

Go get yer nails done :)

[RED CORNER]

Have a sex change and get yourself a penis.


I'm Dr Miriam Stoppard and I'm here all week.

[paulotrac]

I wish I had a clue how to approach women... forget about getting laid. I'm losing my mind about this girl who comes into my work.

Just to let it be known, I am a complete novice when it comes to talking to girls. I'm very shy around most women and just try to be courteous around them.

I work in a bank and there's this very attractive girl who comes in with change orders from the nail salon next to my bank. She knows who I am and we have pretty good chemistry. When I help her in the lobby she smiles and is very friendly.

Its gotten to the point where I just can't stop thinking about her. When I work in the bank's drive-thru I try to see if she's working that day. Every single day that I don't do something about it, I kick myself.

Yesterday, I was helping someone else and went over to my co-worker's desk where she was being helped. She said hi to me without me even looking in her direction. I was shocked that she ackowledged me without even glancing at her.

The thing is I have no clue what is the best way of asking her out or how I can do it when the only time i see her is when she comes into the lobby of the bank.

Also, I've looked at some of the tips and advice on a few dating sites.

If anyone here has some good advice please let me know.

Much Apprieciated,
Sean

just ask her out, she can only say no

[The Prince]

Do yourself a favour here. Ignore advice from dating sites etc. How exactly do you become a "relationship expert?" Why are all dieticians 20 stone etc? I point you to the works of Tracey cox, sexual therapist. I've never read such arse gravy from one being in my life.

Fact is, if you like this lass and she likes you then ask her out. If she says "yes" then you're in. If she says "no" you'll be disappointed but won't cut yourself up about wondering why you never asked a simple question. Is Paulo says, indirectly quoting The Undertones, she can only say no.

There are no tricks, tactics or strategies.

The Love Prince.

[ferg_g]

Just ask her out. You may be surprised at the answer. If she says no, she says no. What have you lost?

If you don't someone else is bound to.

[The Prince]

I'd like to say no to Tracey Cox.
And Fiona Philips.

[ferg_g]

You and JAR could double date.

[The Prince]

Ah, there's hell. I wondered where it had got to.

[Taylor]

As Paulo says, indirectly quoting The Undertones, she can only say no.


Not strictly true. She could say, "Do one sad case. What the fuck were you thinking?"

Of course, she could say yes, but the smart money is on No.

[Rafatolah]

I wish I had a clue how to approach women... forget about getting laid. I'm losing my mind about this girl who comes into my work.

Just to let it be known, I am a complete novice when it comes to talking to girls. I'm very shy around most women and just try to be courteous around them.

I work in a bank and there's this very attractive girl who comes in with change orders from the nail salon next to my bank. She knows who I am and we have pretty good chemistry. When I help her in the lobby she smiles and is very friendly.

Its gotten to the point where I just can't stop thinking about her. When I work in the bank's drive-thru I try to see if she's working that day. Every single day that I don't do something about it, I kick myself.

Yesterday, I was helping someone else and went over to my co-worker's desk where she was being helped. She said hi to me without me even looking in her direction. I was shocked that she ackowledged me without even glancing at her.

The thing is I have no clue what is the best way of asking her out or how I can do it when the only time i see her is when she comes into the lobby of the bank.

Also, I've looked at some of the tips and advice on a few dating sites.

If anyone here has some good advice please let me know.

Much Apprieciated,
Sean

Next time she comes round, position yourself at a table/desk. Lay your knob on the edge/corner of that that table, look at her, she looks back, you wink, she licks her lips then you both run for the nearest cubicle. In the heat of the moment you get her pregnant, and you all live happily ever after. The End.

[The Prince]

Not strictly true. She could say, "Do one sad case. What the fuck were you thinking?"

Of course, she could say yes, but the smart money is on No.

Is that a Tracey Cox quote? I'd tune in if it was.

[Taylor]

Is that a Tracey Cox quote? I'd tune in if it was.

Never heard of her, but I reckon I've defo got a future in relationship advice. In fact, all kinds of advice - I'll be TTWAR's agony uncle if you like.

"Taylor Corner - if you don't like the answers, don't ask the questions."

[The Prince]

http://www.traceycox.com/

I think you're onto something there.

"Taylor Solutions - Dealing with bellends since 1998"

[big dutch]

I wish I had a clue how to approach women... forget about getting laid. I'm losing my mind about this girl who comes into my work.

Just to let it be known, I am a complete novice when it comes to talking to girls. I'm very shy around most women and just try to be courteous around them.

I work in a bank and there's this very attractive girl who comes in with change orders from the nail salon next to my bank. She knows who I am and we have pretty good chemistry. When I help her in the lobby she smiles and is very friendly.

Its gotten to the point where I just can't stop thinking about her. When I work in the bank's drive-thru I try to see if she's working that day. Every single day that I don't do something about it, I kick myself.

Yesterday, I was helping someone else and went over to my co-worker's desk where she was being helped. She said hi to me without me even looking in her direction. I was shocked that she ackowledged me without even glancing at her.

The thing is I have no clue what is the best way of asking her out or how I can do it when the only time i see her is when she comes into the lobby of the bank.

Also, I've looked at some of the tips and advice on a few dating sites.

If anyone here has some good advice please let me know.

Much Apprieciated,
Sean

a drive through bank ???
not in my lifetime !!!!

anyway just go up to her, ask her out and say later on i promise to make a withdrawal
that approach is either a nailed on definate or she will varnish very quickly




coat !

[Mel Wood]

a drive through bank ???
not in my lifetime !!!!

anyway just go up to her, ask her out and say later on i promise to make a withdrawal
that approach is either a nailed on definate or she will varnish very quickly

coat !
They're mental, - put your dosh in a clear plastic thermos flask and it shoots through a tube into the bank. It's like friggin' Futurama over there I tells yer.

As for those puns BD, :D. But let's be serious now. RedsLFCStevieG sounds like a good chap with a bit of a problem on his mind, so lets give the 'man a cure'.

Seriously RLSG, I'd suggest just asking her out, casually and breezily, as soon as you can. Then you'll know either way and can stop stressing.
If she's keen on you too (and available) it'll be easy, cause she'll be already sold on the idea of going out.
If she's not available or not as keen, there's nowt you can do about it but at least you'll know where you stand. And it'd be good practice of 'chatting to the ladies'.
Who knows what'll happen? But if you don't ask, you're sure to regret that you didn't.

If you really want to cut a dash you could always dig that James Bond costume of yours out of retirement. ;)

Good luck!

[liverpool crazy]

Next time she comes round, position yourself at a table/desk. Lay your knob on the edge/corner of that that table, look at her, she looks back, you wink, she licks her lips then you both run for the nearest cubicle. In the heat of the moment you get her pregnant, and you all live happily ever after. The End.


:D

[big dutch]

i may not be fred flinstone but im sure i could make your bedrock !!

(never worked for me like...................)

[aggerfan]

A girls advise: I agree with lads in here, ask her out. But if you're afraid of a no, don't just do it. Flirt your way there, if she flirts back then she wont say no.
My 2cents :)

As for the firs question in this thread...NO:*(

[Rafatolah]

A girls advise: I agree with lads in here, ask her out. But if you're afraid of a no, don't just do it. Flirt your way there, if she flirts back then she wont say no.
My 2cents :)

As for the firs question in this thread...NO:*(

Why don't I fly to Brondby......whisk you off to the most expensive restaurant, then we make beautiful music with our body's?


Preparing to get shot down......................................:*(

[Laura_25]

a drive through bank ???
not in my lifetime !!!!

anyway just go up to her, ask her out and say later on i promise to make a withdrawal
that approach is either a nailed on definate or she will varnish very quickly




coat !
There's a drive through bank in Liverpool. ;)


You should ask her if she sleeps on her stomach, if she says no, say "Well can I"
Somebody actually said that one to me once. Instant dismissal. :eek:

[aggerfan]

Why don't I fly to Brondby......whisk you off to the most expensive restaurant, then we make beautiful music with our body's?


Preparing to get shot down......................................:*(


When will you arrive? I'll meet you in copenhagen;)

[Rafatolah]

When will you arrive? I'll meet you in copenhagen;)

I've already started swimming across the ocean, be there in 10 my little Scandinavian poppet:eek:

[BigJCofBootle]

The thing is I have no clue what is the best way of asking her out or how I can do it when the only time i see her is when she comes into the lobby of the bank.

I'm a very forward person, so normally I'm okay with things like this.

What you should do is just engage in some flirting with her. Even try and make it obvious if you have to. Although some boys I know need to slapped across the head for them to see you're flirting with them. Even casually ask her questions about where she likes to go out etc or what she does in her free time. A girl likes being asked questions about herself. Just get a conversation going one time and then lengthen the conversation the next time you see her.

And as for the original question, no, I'm single at the moment. :rolleyes:

[CODE RED]

I wish I had a clue how to approach women... forget about getting laid. I'm losing my mind about this girl who comes into my work.

Just to let it be known, I am a complete novice when it comes to talking to girls. I'm very shy around most women and just try to be courteous around them.

I work in a bank and there's this very attractive girl who comes in with change orders from the nail salon next to my bank. She knows who I am and we have pretty good chemistry. When I help her in the lobby she smiles and is very friendly.

Its gotten to the point where I just can't stop thinking about her. When I work in the bank's drive-thru I try to see if she's working that day. Every single day that I don't do something about it, I kick myself.

Yesterday, I was helping someone else and went over to my co-worker's desk where she was being helped. She said hi to me without me even looking in her direction. I was shocked that she ackowledged me without even glancing at her.

The thing is I have no clue what is the best way of asking her out or how I can do it when the only time i see her is when she comes into the lobby of the bank.

Also, I've looked at some of the tips and advice on a few dating sites.

If anyone here has some good advice please let me know.

Much Apprieciated,
Sean

Be yourself and make converstaion with her in a polite way.

Then ask her out. Go on lad...

[AnfieldAura]

Being single rocks. Relationships are for dummies.

[BigJCofBootle]

Being single rocks. Relationships are for dummies.

I wholeheartedly agree!

[Sethie4]

i have some chatup lines!

My penis is so big the dictionary is tattooed on it, so why don't you come over to mine and i'll put some words in your mouth

I like very muscle in your body, including mine!

[fwd_fish]

Just ask her fuck's sake. If she says no just get yourself down to the local cattle market and pull a minger, your ego will be instantly replenished. Unless of course you're like me and the minger also blows you out. Awwwwww great days. Still it all turned out OK in the end.

[RedsLFCStevieG]

I'm a very forward person, so normally I'm okay with things like this.

What you should do is just engage in some flirting with her. Even try and make it obvious if you have to. Although some boys I know need to slapped across the head for them to see you're flirting with them. Even casually ask her questions about where she likes to go out etc or what she does in her free time. A girl likes being asked questions about herself. Just get a conversation going one time and then lengthen the conversation the next time you see her.

And as for the original question, no, I'm single at the moment. :rolleyes:

I'm probably the worst in knowing when someone is flirting with you. I've heard that its key to talk more about her than you.

I could casually say to her that I went to a great Italian restaurant the other night and if she's ever been there. The thing is I KNOW SHE'S BEEN THERE because I looked up her information my teller computer. Don't worry I'm not a mad stalker... just trying to get some info. She lives in a town near the restaurant so I'd bet she's been there before.

Pretty darn good idea, she asks how did your weekend go? I'll tell her I went to a great Italian restaurant over the weekend and ask if she's ever heard of it. Then work into the conversation "how about I take you there tonight?"



If you really want to cut a dash you could always dig that James Bond costume of yours out of retirement.

Unfortunetly, I didn't go as Bond. I could certainly use some of Daniel Craig's dry wit. I went as one of the Blues Brothers and half the people at the party thought I was a rabbi.

As for the whole flirting thing, she smiles and laughs at almost everything I say. Definetly a good sign. ;)

Well I've got to get going. I'll be leaving for Vermont tomorrow to visit my family for Thanksgiving. Thanks for all the advice everyone... I'll let you know how things turn out.

[Rafatolah]

Get all aggressive with her.....................hear me out...............

"Alright gorgeous, God your looking fine today, look at that tight little touche, you go to the gym or something? (Then spank it). MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM daddy gonna get some of that later on..................right after I wine and dine you angel cakes, so what ya say?"

Treat em mean, keep em keen

[paulotrac]

Get all aggressive with her.....................hear me out...............

"Alright gorgeous, God your looking fine today, look at that tight little touche, you go to the gym or something? (Then spank it). MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM daddy gonna get some of that later on..................right after I wine and dine you angel cakes, so what ya say?"

Treat em mean, keep em keen
cheers raf, tried that one myself with the girl from down the street. It didnt go well. According to the restraining order I cant go within 100feet. Nice one

[Taylor]

Pretty darn good idea, she asks how did your weekend go? I'll tell her I went to a great Italian restaurant over the weekend and ask if she's ever heard of it. Then work into the conversation "how about I take you there tonight?"

Don't get too close when you say this, just in case she vomits all over your shoes.


As for the whole flirting thing, she smiles and laughs at almost everything I say. Definetly a good sign. ;)


Maybe. But then it depends how you look at it. She might also think you're a bit of a dick.

[AllezLesRouges]

Knock it on the head mate, you'll only make a tit of yourself.

[big dutch]

There's a drive through bank in Liverpool. ;)


You should ask her if she sleeps on her stomach, if she says no, say "Well can I"
Somebody actually said that one to me once. Instant dismissal. :eek:

your point ?

[ferg_g]

Get all aggressive with her.....................hear me out...............

"Alright gorgeous, God your looking fine today, look at that tight little touche, you go to the gym or something? (Then spank it). MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM daddy gonna get some of that later on..................right after I wine and dine you angel cakes, so what ya say?"

Treat em mean, keep em keen


You're single and you live at home with your ma! :p

[BigJCofBootle]

I'm probably the worst in knowing when someone is flirting with you. I've heard that its key to talk more about her than you.

I could casually say to her that I went to a great Italian restaurant the other night and if she's ever been there. The thing is I KNOW SHE'S BEEN THERE because I looked up her information my teller computer. Don't worry I'm not a mad stalker... just trying to get some info. She lives in a town near the restaurant so I'd bet she's been there before.

Pretty darn good idea, she asks how did your weekend go? I'll tell her I went to a great Italian restaurant over the weekend and ask if she's ever heard of it. Then work into the conversation "how about I take you there tonight?"

Do it! Do it! I encourage it. It sounds like a great idea. Just make sure to talk about her a lot and ask her a lot of questions. That always works.

Aww...there's nothing that warms the cockles of your heart more than love blossoming.

I'm an old romantic at heart. :rolleyes:

[Rafatolah]

You're single and you live at home with your ma! :p
Bastard:eek:

[Rafatolah]

cheers raf, tried that one myself with the girl from down the street. It didnt go well. According to the restraining order I cant go within 100feet. Nice one
If at first you don't suceed, try try again

[Jonboy]

If at first you don't suceed, try try again
If it keeps failing he is going to have to move house:)

[Rafatolah]

If it keeps failing he is going to have to move house:)
Then so be it my friend......................so be it. May sex be your beacon in the hour of darkness.

[RedsLFCStevieG]

Okay... to all American Reds I hope you had a great Thanksgiving. I was up visiting my family in Vermont and got back Sunday.

Anyways, a couple of my co-workers pressured me into going after the girl that I've mentioned in this thread. So I decided, okay... I'll do it! Its been driving my crazy inside and to make things worse I had two dreams about her when I was on vacation.

If you really want to know... the first was one where she'd only go out with me if I drank a cup of urine. Weird eh? The second was (you guys shoud like this) I was going out with her and she picked up my Liverpool shirt. I told her to jokingly try it on and she did and I started taking pictures of her with my camera phone. Odd because I don't own a camera phone!

So I go by her work and pace back and forth trying to gain some courage. I walk by the nail salon and someone who looked like her was reading a magazine but I couldn't see her face. Hoping that she'd look up at me I pass by a few times... no response. I got worried and walked back to the bank for some advice from a co-worker.

Finally, I decide to go for it. I step inside and ask, "Hi, is Jennifer working today?" WRONG PLACE!!! The lady says there isn't anyone named Jennifer who works there. It was like something from some movie but usually in those movies things work out in the end so hopefully it will turn out allright.

I found out from one of my co-workers that she works at the other nail salon in the area and that she works late on Thursdays. Now I've got my plan and I'm ready for Thursday night! When I get off of work, I'll stop by her place (definetly the right one this time!) and have a little chat with her. You know... "haven't seen you in awhile, how was your Thanksgiving, what's new?" etc. Ask her if she'd like to head over to the coffee house after she gets off from work. The place is open until 10:00 PM so I think I've got a pretty good plan here.

So wish me luck everyone... ;) Feeling good and confident about this!

[The Prince]

A girl likes being asked questions about herself.

Jeez, ain't that the truth. I once went out with a girl who pointed at herself when she said the word "I". I eventually suggested that she had an ego the size of Jupiter. My mate's girlfriend can't have a conversation without it getting round to her and her "mad" mates' clubbing (promounced "clabbing" down here) antics.

If it goes tits up with this girl, get yourself down to the Bada Bing.

[Yorkshire]

Say "if you date me i will credit your bank account with 100 million dollars" I'd date you for that bud!!

[Ducatiboy749]

"I went as one of the Blues Brothers and half the people at the party thought I was a rabbi."

Very funny.

[Taylor]

I hope to God this girl in the nail salon isn't a scouser, she'll eat this lad alive.

"Er, hi, yes, erm, I was just, like, you know, wondering if, like, er, that maybe"

"Yer wha'? Worra yer onabout, you eh?""

"Ah, yes, I've seen you around, er, I work in the bank you see, and, erm, I..."

"Eeeee, no way, are you dat better Texan from der bank that keeps staring at me arse? Me and me mates have been proper buzzin' off you like"

"So does this mean that, er, you wouldn't like to, you know, go for some dinner?"

"No way la, I get me dinner at me ma's. But If yer in the Buzz on Satdee, I'll probably end up bagging for yer, yer big mong. But remember, if you end up back at ours, it's tits before fanny yer cheeky cunt".

[The Prince]

Stop it. You're turning me on.

[Ducatiboy749]

I hope to God this girl in the nail salon isn't a scouser, she'll eat this lad alive.

"Er, hi, yes, erm, I was just, like, you know, wondering if, like, er, that maybe"

"Yer wha'? Worra yer onabout, you eh?""

"Ah, yes, I've seen you around, er, I work in the bank you see, and, erm, I..."

"Eeeee, no way, are you dat better Texan from der bank that keeps staring at me arse? Me and me mates have been proper buzzin' off you like"

"So does this mean that, er, you wouldn't like to, you know, go for some dinner?"

"No way la, I get me dinner at me ma's. But If yer in the Buzz on Satdee, I'll probably end up bagging for yer, yer big mong. But remember, if you end up back at ours, it's tits before fanny yer cheeky cunt".


quality

[AllezLesRouges]

I hope to God this girl in the nail salon isn't a scouser, she'll eat this lad alive.

"Er, hi, yes, erm, I was just, like, you know, wondering if, like, er, that maybe"

"Yer wha'? Worra yer onabout, you eh?""

"Ah, yes, I've seen you around, er, I work in the bank you see, and, erm, I..."

"Eeeee, no way, are you dat better Texan from der bank that keeps staring at me arse? Me and me mates have been proper buzzin' off you like"

"So does this mean that, er, you wouldn't like to, you know, go for some dinner?"

"No way la, I get me dinner at me ma's. But If yer in the Buzz on Satdee, I'll probably end up bagging for yer, yer big mong. But remember, if you end up back at ours, it's tits before fanny yer cheeky cunt".


Can I ring you for phone sex?

[REDMATT]

I hope to God this girl in the nail salon isn't a scouser, she'll eat this lad alive.

"Er, hi, yes, erm, I was just, like, you know, wondering if, like, er, that maybe"

"Yer wha'? Worra yer onabout, you eh?""

"Ah, yes, I've seen you around, er, I work in the bank you see, and, erm, I..."

"Eeeee, no way, are you dat better Texan from der bank that keeps staring at me arse? Me and me mates have been proper buzzin' off you like"

"So does this mean that, er, you wouldn't like to, you know, go for some dinner?"

"No way la, I get me dinner at me ma's. But If yer in the Buzz on Satdee, I'll probably end up bagging for yer, yer big mong. But remember, if you end up back at ours, it's tits before fanny yer cheeky cunt".


Would you like me to dress up?

Please tell me what your wearing right now, include the perfume make please.

[Taylor]

Can I ring you for phone sex?

I speak much posher than I type so it might not have the effect you were after.

[Taylor]

Would you like me to dress up?

Please tell me what your wearing right now, include the perfume make please.

From the top down:

Hai Karate
White sports socks, red trim, pulled right up.
Moon Boots.

And it's not even dress down day.

[REDMATT]

From the top down:

Hai Karate
White sports socks, red trim, pulled right up.
Moon Boots.

And it's not even dress down day.


Your gettin it when i get home darlin

[AllezLesRouges]

Your gettin it when i get home darlin


Phone me afterwards?

[REDMATT]

Yeah okay, If i get in at 5, by the time ive had a bath and done the deed I should be able to phone.

You able to answer about 5.02pm?

[AllezLesRouges]

Yeah okay, If i get in at 5, by the time ive had a bath and done the deed I should be able to phone.

You able to answer about 5.02pm?


I get in at 5:01 to open the mail, put the tea on, check any messages, have a shower, put a wash on, mop the floor, eat my tea, clean my teeth, go for a run, watch Deal Or No Deal, wrap some Christmas presents, iron my work clothes, put the kettle on, chat to the neighbour and lock the door.

So yeah, 5:02 will be fine.

[BigJCofBootle]

Jeez, ain't that the truth. I once went out with a girl who pointed at herself when she said the word "I". I eventually suggested that she had an ego the size of Jupiter. My mate's girlfriend can't have a conversation without it getting round to her and her "mad" mates' clubbing (promounced "clabbing" down here) antics.

I find though that sometimes a girl has to talk about herself so there's some conversation going on!! It's hard to get anything out of a guy, they just...answer questions with a simple reply and that's it. The silences must be filled somehow!

[AllezLesRouges]

I find though that sometimes a girl has to talk about herself so there's some conversation going on!! It's hard to get anything out of a guy, they just...answer questions with a simple reply and that's it. The silences must be filled somehow!


We all agree on that. It's just that we are thinking more along the lines of a kiss and a cuddle as opposed to discussing your favourite member of Take That

[The Prince]

No they mustn't. Silence is the greatest communication. I get bollocked for being "quiet" or "shy" all the time. Why fill the air with words just to kill time.

Gah! I'm a man of a different age.

[BigJCofBootle]

We all agree on that. It's just that we are thinking more along the lines of a kiss and a cuddle as opposed to discussing your favourite member of Take That

I made it clear on the other thread that I despise Take That. The Spice Girls is my band...........and Geri is/was my favourite. :rolleyes:

But maybe that's why I'm single...I do like to fill those silences! Maybe that's the wrong thing to do?!

[The Prince]

I made it clear on the other thread that I despise Take That. The Spice Girls is my band...........and Geri is/was my favourite. :rolleyes:

But maybe that's why I'm single...I do like to fill those silences! Maybe that's the wrong thing to do?!

As long as you don't like any of that manufactured shite and see these double digit IQers as some sort of role model/heroes...

Oh.

[AllezLesRouges]

But maybe that's why I'm single...I do like to fill those silences! Maybe that's the wrong thing to do?!


Sssshhhh!!

[BigJCofBootle]

Aren't you lucky I don't?! ;)

Let me reaffirm that I actually am not a Spice Girls fan. Nor do I like manufactured pop.

Well...maybe a bit of Girls Aloud. Apart from their new song. They frickin' destroyed Tiffany's classic!!

[BigJCofBootle]

Sssshhhh!!

See? I keep on going. :rolleyes:

Memo to self : shut up!

[AllezLesRouges]

Let me reaffirm that I actually am not a Spice Girls fan.


Even though you just said "The Spice Girls is my band...........and Geri is/was my favourite"

[big dutch]

Aren't you lucky I don't?! ;)

Let me reaffirm that I actually am not a Spice Girls fan. Nor do I like manufactured pop.

Well...maybe a bit of Girls Aloud. Apart from their new song. They frickin' destroyed Tiffany's classic!!

no such thing as a tiffany classic

(although had a slow dance to could've been once)

[BigJCofBootle]

Even though you just said "The Spice Girls is my band...........and Geri is/was my favourite"

When I was younger! Much, much younger.

And 'I Think We're Alone Now' is SO a classic. Such a great song. ;)

[Caroline]

I thought this was a thread about the new Beatles album.

Thread starting man, who has one of those generic steeeeeveeeee usernames that is instantly forgettable, I have the only advice you need.

Ask her out. We don't need updates either. Ta.

[AllezLesRouges]

When I was younger! Much, much younger.


".....and Geri is/was my favourite

[REDMATT]

No they mustn't. Silence is the greatest communication. I get bollocked for being "quiet" or "shy" all the time. Why fill the air with words just to kill time.

Gah! I'm a man of a different age.

How many times have you been asked, whats wrong? Are you okay? Are you sure you're okay? You're ever so quiet,I must have done something.......
What are you thinking?

[The Prince]

is SO a classic.

Be honest, now.

Are you 12?

You can tell me.

"is SO a" reveal you to a tad troubled as to grammar.

[BigJCofBootle]

".....and Geri is/was my favourite

Your childhood heroes always stay with you. :rolleyes:

And no, I'm not 12. I just like to say "SO" a lot. You wouldn't believe my GCSE results if I told ya. :p

[StueyG]

Dont rise to the bait bigJC :)

Been there, rose to it and been taken the piss out of! :D

[BigJCofBootle]

Advice taken, StueyG!!

[AnfieldAura]

Sporty Spice is/was my favourite.

[Taylor]

Prince's was/is Old Spice.

[big dutch]

Your childhood heroes always stay with you. :rolleyes:

And no, I'm not 12. I just like to say "SO" a lot. You wouldn't believe my GCSE results if I told ya. :p

yep, see my signature :)

[BigJCofBootle]

Sporty Spice is/was my favourite.

Was that because she's a Liverpool fan? :rolleyes:

I wish I had a cool childhood hero like Dalglish. Geri Halliwell's not that cool.

...Neither is Daniel O'Donnell.

Hey! I was 5!

[Sethie4]

My childhood idol was my brother......

[AllezLesRouges]

My childhood idol was my brother......


What a very strange and dull statement

[Sethie4]

What a very strange and dull statement
Hey, you don't know him, for all you know he could be famous!

[AllezLesRouges]

Hey, you don't know him, for all you know he could be famous!


I'm willing to take that chance

[CODE RED]

I'm willing to take that chance

Your childhood idols were Abba then?

[AllezLesRouges]

Your childhood idols were Abba then?


No not at all. Sorry.

[AshyP]

Okay... to all American Reds I hope you had a great Thanksgiving. I was up visiting my family in Vermont and got back Sunday.

Anyways, a couple of my co-workers pressured me into going after the girl that I've mentioned in this thread. So I decided, okay... I'll do it! Its been driving my crazy inside and to make things worse I had two dreams about her when I was on vacation.

If you really want to know... the first was one where she'd only go out with me if I drank a cup of urine. Weird eh? The second was (you guys shoud like this) I was going out with her and she picked up my Liverpool shirt. I told her to jokingly try it on and she did and I started taking pictures of her with my camera phone. Odd because I don't own a camera phone!

So I go by her work and pace back and forth trying to gain some courage. I walk by the nail salon and someone who looked like her was reading a magazine but I couldn't see her face. Hoping that she'd look up at me I pass by a few times... no response. I got worried and walked back to the bank for some advice from a co-worker.

Finally, I decide to go for it. I step inside and ask, "Hi, is Jennifer working today?" WRONG PLACE!!! The lady says there isn't anyone named Jennifer who works there. It was like something from some movie but usually in those movies things work out in the end so hopefully it will turn out allright.

I found out from one of my co-workers that she works at the other nail salon in the area and that she works late on Thursdays. Now I've got my plan and I'm ready for Thursday night! When I get off of work, I'll stop by her place (definetly the right one this time!) and have a little chat with her. You know... "haven't seen you in awhile, how was your Thanksgiving, what's new?" etc. Ask her if she'd like to head over to the coffee house after she gets off from work. The place is open until 10:00 PM so I think I've got a pretty good plan here.

So wish me luck everyone... ;) Feeling good and confident about this!


Well????

I am sorry Caz, i'm hooked on this story, i just got to know how it ended.















I hope she said no as that would be funny;)

[ferg_g]

Or his co-worker asked her out on Weds night. The sneaky bastard!

[RedsLFCStevieG]

Well attempt #2 is a clear failure.

I helped her yesterday at the bank and we had another very fruitful conversaion with her. I started off by asking how her Thanksgiving was, where she went and how her job was going. To my surprise, she starts asking me the questions.

"So how do you like working here?" "Are you working here to become an accountant" "How do you like things here?"

She gives me this little postal check for $7.00 and asks me what she has to do to cash it. I go over to my assistant manager and I tell him that I haven't seen one of these before and I'd have no clue what to tell her. So I go over and explain to her the process where to sign, put down the address, etc. She makes a big deal about how I went out of my way to help her...

So I tell her than I get out at four and she starts telling me her entire schedule work and non-work related. I'm thinking - hey that's a good sign of interest. We say our goodbyes, I felt pretty good about our progress.

I go to the back drive-thru and do this dance and yell "I'm fast, I'm pretty and can't possibly be beat." - like Ali. I turn and my assistant manager who was watching the entire thing and tells me that I am "the mack" and called me a "player."

My work day ends and I walk out of the place feeling like I've just won NYC marathon. I'm on a full high! I've never felt so confident in my life. I head back home watch the replay of the Portsmouth match and then shower and get ready to meet my destiny.

Since she said that she got off at 8:00, I felt that leaving at 7:30 would be a good time. I live about five minutes away... so I get there I'm pretty sure that I see her black Mustang pulling out. I'm thinking oh jeez, I'm f*cked! I just missed her!

So I go inside anyways just to thinking it might have been a similar car and the woman at the front desk asks me I she can help me. I ask if Jennifer is working. She tells me as I thought that she just left the place. So the lady starts dialing the desk phone and says I'll call her cell phone so she can head back. I waive the "hang up" signal and the woman doesn't get it at first so I yell out "Hang it up, hang it up!"

Now the lady asks if she can take down a message for her, I told her I felt reluctant but she encouraged me to do so and said that at the very least Jennifer will get a little laugh out of it. So I grab the pad and start jotting whatever came into my head. It may have sounded terrible and corny but what I wrote down came from the heart dammit!

Being the mood I was after again missing her when I had the chance, I go into detail about how I messed up the first time and added some playful jokes about my dumb co-workers. I mentioned how once again I failed and said that hopefully the third time is a charm! I said how nice it was to have another good conversation with her and that we should continue over coffee Thursday night. For some reason, I made a big mistake... I kept going on.

I tell her since I work in the bank and how many good looking girls I see a day but none have the personality or are as mature and down-to-earth as you are.

Still nothing is clicking upstairs, I continue by saying that if she's got someone else or if she's not interested I understand.

I close by giving her my work hours for Thursday 7:15 AM-3:45 and that she should stop over and talk. Sign my name... done.

It still isn't 8:00 yet so I pass by the bank again all confident-like and go by the drive-thru. I buzz my co-workers from the drive-thru lane and tell them the story. The one girl says how sweet it was and how she wished guys would do something that gutsy for her.

I pull into the bank at 7:11 AM and wait twenty minutes for my late co-worker to come and open up the bank. It takes two people to open in the morning. So later on, all my co-workers surround me and ask me about the story and I tell them... they're all pretty darn proud of me and tell me that I've got "balls."

It still hasn't hit me. The day goes by and its about 2:00 PM and I'm thinking where is this girl? She better f*cking stop by. So I finally realise! Why the f*ck did I write this long sh*tty note to her??? Am I out of my mind? It makes me look like a stalker or creep.

I leave the bank and I don't see her car outside her work. So I'm thinking okay she might be late or took off for the day. At least I'm hoping... I definetly could have alienated this girl.

So hopefully if she sees the damn thing she'll see it as a sweet innocent note instead. Maybe I'm just getting crazy over nothing. We shall see, I'll let you guys know. Say a prayer for me or wish me luck. :p

[macca6]

who needs EastEnders

[Rafatolah]

Well attempt #2 is a clear failure.

I helped her yesterday at the bank and we had another very fruitful conversaion with her. I started off by asking how her Thanksgiving was, where she went and how her job was going. To my surprise, she starts asking me the questions.

"So how do you like working here?" "Are you working here to become an accountant" "How do you like things here?"

She gives me this little postal check for $7.00 and asks me what she has to do to cash it. I go over to my assistant manager and I tell him that I haven't seen one of these before and I'd have no clue what to tell her. So I go over and explain to her the process where to sign, put down the address, etc. She makes a big deal about how I went out of my way to help her...

So I tell her than I get out at four and she starts telling me her entire schedule work and non-work related. I'm thinking - hey that's a good sign of interest. We say our goodbyes, I felt pretty good about our progress.

I go to the back drive-thru and do this dance and yell "I'm fast, I'm pretty and can't possibly be beat." - like Ali. I turn and my assistant manager who was watching the entire thing and tells me that I am "the mack" and called me a "player."

My work day ends and I walk out of the place feeling like I've just won NYC marathon. I'm on a full high! I've never felt so confident in my life. I head back home watch the replay of the Portsmouth match and then shower and get ready to meet my destiny.

Since she said that she got off at 8:00, I felt that leaving at 7:30 would be a good time. I live about five minutes away... so I get there I'm pretty sure that I see her black Mustang pulling out. I'm thinking oh jeez, I'm f*cked! I just missed her!

So I go inside anyways just to thinking it might have been a similar car and the woman at the front desk asks me I she can help me. I ask if Jennifer is working. She tells me as I thought that she just left the place. So the lady starts dialing the desk phone and says I'll call her cell phone so she can head back. I waive the "hang up" signal and the woman doesn't get it at first so I yell out "Hang it up, hang it up!"

Now the lady asks if she can take down a message for her, I told her I felt reluctant but she encouraged me to do so and said that at the very least Jennifer will get a little laugh out of it. So I grab the pad and start jotting whatever came into my head. It may have sounded terrible and corny but what I wrote down came from the heart dammit!

Being the mood I was after again missing her when I had the chance, I go into detail about how I messed up the first time and added some playful jokes about my dumb co-workers. I mentioned how once again I failed and said that hopefully the third time is a charm! I said how nice it was to have another good conversation with her and that we should continue over coffee Thursday night. For some reason, I made a big mistake... I kept going on.

I tell her since I work in the bank and how many good looking girls I see a day but none have the personality or are as mature and down-to-earth as you are.

Still nothing is clicking upstairs, I continue by saying that if she's got someone else or if she's not interested I understand.

I close by giving her my work hours for Thursday 7:15 AM-3:45 and that she should stop over and talk. Sign my name... done.

It still isn't 8:00 yet so I pass by the bank again all confident-like and go by the drive-thru. I buzz my co-workers from the drive-thru lane and tell them the story. The one girl says how sweet it was and how she wished guys would do something that gutsy for her.

I pull into the bank at 7:11 AM and wait twenty minutes for my late co-worker to come and open up the bank. It takes two people to open in the morning. So later on, all my co-workers surround me and ask me about the story and I tell them... they're all pretty darn proud of me and tell me that I've got "balls."

It still hasn't hit me. The day goes by and its about 2:00 PM and I'm thinking where is this girl? She better f*cking stop by. So I finally realise! Why the f*ck did I write this long sh*tty note to her??? Am I out of my mind? It makes me look like a stalker or creep.

I leave the bank and I don't see her car outside her work. So I'm thinking okay she might be late or took off for the day. At least I'm hoping... I definetly could have alienated this girl.

So hopefully if she sees the damn thing she'll see it as a sweet innocent note instead. Maybe I'm just getting crazy over nothing. We shall see, I'll let you guys know. Say a prayer for me or wish me luck. :p

Here's your pulling checklist, will not fail:

1. A cloth
2. 10 ml Chloroform
3. A getaway car
4. A good alibi

[DaveRedMan]

Here's your pulling checklist, will not fail:

1. A cloth
2. 10 ml Chloroform
3. A getaway car
4. A good alibi

Bad breathe substitutes well for no:2

What a lovely story, It sounds more like a screenplay though..

[ferg_g]

Well attempt #2 is a clear failure.

I helped her yesterday at the bank and we had another very fruitful conversaion with her. I started off by asking how her Thanksgiving was, where she went and how her job was going. To my surprise, she starts asking me the questions.

"So how do you like working here?" "Are you working here to become an accountant" "How do you like things here?"

She gives me this little postal check for $7.00 and asks me what she has to do to cash it. I go over to my assistant manager and I tell him that I haven't seen one of these before and I'd have no clue what to tell her. So I go over and explain to her the process where to sign, put down the address, etc. She makes a big deal about how I went out of my way to help her...

So I tell her than I get out at four and she starts telling me her entire schedule work and non-work related. I'm thinking - hey that's a good sign of interest. We say our goodbyes, I felt pretty good about our progress.

I go to the back drive-thru and do this dance and yell "I'm fast, I'm pretty and can't possibly be beat." - like Ali. I turn and my assistant manager who was watching the entire thing and tells me that I am "the mack" and called me a "player."

My work day ends and I walk out of the place feeling like I've just won NYC marathon. I'm on a full high! I've never felt so confident in my life. I head back home watch the replay of the Portsmouth match and then shower and get ready to meet my destiny.

Since she said that she got off at 8:00, I felt that leaving at 7:30 would be a good time. I live about five minutes away... so I get there I'm pretty sure that I see her black Mustang pulling out. I'm thinking oh jeez, I'm f*cked! I just missed her!

So I go inside anyways just to thinking it might have been a similar car and the woman at the front desk asks me I she can help me. I ask if Jennifer is working. She tells me as I thought that she just left the place. So the lady starts dialing the desk phone and says I'll call her cell phone so she can head back. I waive the "hang up" signal and the woman doesn't get it at first so I yell out "Hang it up, hang it up!"

Now the lady asks if she can take down a message for her, I told her I felt reluctant but she encouraged me to do so and said that at the very least Jennifer will get a little laugh out of it. So I grab the pad and start jotting whatever came into my head. It may have sounded terrible and corny but what I wrote down came from the heart dammit!

Being the mood I was after again missing her when I had the chance, I go into detail about how I messed up the first time and added some playful jokes about my dumb co-workers. I mentioned how once again I failed and said that hopefully the third time is a charm! I said how nice it was to have another good conversation with her and that we should continue over coffee Thursday night. For some reason, I made a big mistake... I kept going on.

I tell her since I work in the bank and how many good looking girls I see a day but none have the personality or are as mature and down-to-earth as you are.

Still nothing is clicking upstairs, I continue by saying that if she's got someone else or if she's not interested I understand.

I close by giving her my work hours for Thursday 7:15 AM-3:45 and that she should stop over and talk. Sign my name... done.

It still isn't 8:00 yet so I pass by the bank again all confident-like and go by the drive-thru. I buzz my co-workers from the drive-thru lane and tell them the story. The one girl says how sweet it was and how she wished guys would do something that gutsy for her.

I pull into the bank at 7:11 AM and wait twenty minutes for my late co-worker to come and open up the bank. It takes two people to open in the morning. So later on, all my co-workers surround me and ask me about the story and I tell them... they're all pretty darn proud of me and tell me that I've got "balls."

It still hasn't hit me. The day goes by and its about 2:00 PM and I'm thinking where is this girl? She better f*cking stop by. So I finally realise! Why the f*ck did I write this long sh*tty note to her??? Am I out of my mind? It makes me look like a stalker or creep.

I leave the bank and I don't see her car outside her work. So I'm thinking okay she might be late or took off for the day. At least I'm hoping... I definetly could have alienated this girl.

So hopefully if she sees the damn thing she'll see it as a sweet innocent note instead. Maybe I'm just getting crazy over nothing. We shall see, I'll let you guys know. Say a prayer for me or wish me luck. :p


So did he ask her out or not?

[RedsLFCStevieG]

Okay, here's the deal... I believe that its more likely that I shot myself in the foot than have won her over with the letter. Each day I work I look up her account to she if she's done any business with the bank. I haven't seen her but according to the computer, she's visited the bank the past couple of days but after I left.

On Thursday, I'm working from 11:30 AM-8:00 PM - the closing shift. According to my sources... she works late on Thursdays also. So there is a good chance that if I work in the lobby, I'll see her tomorrow. If not, I'm going over there on my break because I'm tired of waiting for her response. I'll just go over there and ask her how she's doing you know small little chit-chat. Ask her if she got the letter (hopefully not) and see how she responds.

Help me out fellas and ladies... what can I do to dig myself out of this hole. The way I look at it now, I've got a 5% chance of her not rejecting me.

HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!

[vin]

ok, to be blunt.. I think you f**ked up with all this long note/letter shite... You havent seen her in a coyple of days so you are trying to fit events and actions into scenarios. As difficult as it may seem your best course of action WAS to have just been simple and direct and asked her out face to face, because at the end of the day, if she had said no you would have been at the same place as you are now.... next chance you get, be direct

[AshyP]

Okay, here's the deal... I believe that its more likely that I shot myself in the foot than have won her over with the letter. Each day I work I look up her account to she if she's done any business with the bank. I haven't seen her but according to the computer, she's visited the bank the past couple of days but after I left.

On Thursday, I'm working from 11:30 AM-8:00 PM - the closing shift. According to my sources... she works late on Thursdays also. So there is a good chance that if I work in the lobby, I'll see her tomorrow. If not, I'm going over there on my break because I'm tired of waiting for her response. I'll just go over there and ask her how she's doing you know small little chit-chat. Ask her if she got the letter (hopefully not) and see how she responds.

Help me out fellas and ladies... what can I do to dig myself out of this hole. The way I look at it now, I've got a 5% chance of her not rejecting me.

HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!

You cant be helped mate, just give up, move on and get on with your life.

[big dutch]

You cant be helped mate, just give up, move on and get on with your life.

substitute the words "get on with" with "get a"

;)

only joking stevie g, but things are not looking promising

i think you are currently in what i call an istanbul position
your 3-0 down and its half time
the odds are stacked against you

......................but anything is possible :)

[Taylor]

Right let's recap. He fancies this bird, sent her a note to ask her out, and now she's turning up less and less to the bank. Ok.

May as well do now what every God fearing American would do - cam up your face, drive to McDonalds and start shooting at the diners. At least when your chick sees the bloody end to your siege on TV she'll know how much she meant to you. And Charlston Heston would be proud of you too.

God Bless America.

[ferg_g]

Good solid advice all round.
What ever happened to do you wanna go out some time?

No

Ok is your mate single?

[Yorkshire]

no he has a girlfriend sorry Ferg ;)

[BigJCofBootle]

Yikes. It doesn't sound good if you haven't seen her around. But don't give up hope yet! Maybe there's an explanation for you not seeing her recently.

[Sethie4]

Yikes. It doesn't sound good if you haven't seen her around. But don't give up hope yet! Maybe there's an explanation for you not seeing her recently.
Like she hates him?




Only joking, good luck!

[liverpool lad]

Right let's recap. He fancies this bird, sent her a note to ask her out, and now she's turning up less and less to the bank. Ok.

May as well do now what every God fearing American would do - cam up your face, drive to McDonalds and start shooting at the diners. At least when your chick sees the bloody end to your siege on TV she'll know how much she meant to you. And Charlston Heston would be proud of you too.

God Bless America.

I am with you Taylor. Good advice that this lad should follow. Now what number is CNN?

[vin]

Right let's recap. He fancies this bird, sent her a note to ask her out, and now she's turning up less and less to the bank. Ok.

May as well do now what every God fearing American would do - cam up your face, drive to McDonalds and start shooting at the diners. At least when your chick sees the bloody end to your siege on TV she'll know how much she meant to you. And Charlston Heston would be proud of you too.

God Bless America.

This has to be the best piece of advice I have seen on this site, in fact on any site, unfortunately, she'll probably miss the coverage of the shooting because CNN will be covering a tornado that hit a couple of strrets in NW London for the next 48 hours.

[AshyP]

This has to be the best piece of advice I have seen on this site, in fact on any site, unfortunately, she'll probably miss the coverage of the shooting because CNN will be covering a tornado that hit a couple of strrets in NW London for the next 48 hours.

:rolleyes:

[SBW]

haha... i wish i was getting love :(

so which one of you romeos can help me out here?

[vin]

:rolleyes:

Thats was especially for you.....

[liverpool lad]

haha... i wish i was getting love :(

so which one of you romeos can help me out here?

You would think you would be ok in a location called Belmore!

[SBW]

You would think you would be ok in a location called Belmore!

whats wrong with belmore? sure it is full of greeks and pacific islanders (weird mix i know) but its still a great place to live

[Rafatolah]

haha... i wish i was getting love :(

so which one of you romeos can help me out here?

Find the nearest brothel, bang, leave, everyone's happy.

[StueyG]

Must have freaked her out a bit I reckon, dont go looking for her, stalker. ;)

Well, least you tried. More than I've been arsed to do as of late.

[SBW]

Find the nearest brothel, bang, leave, everyone's happy.

thanks for the advice:rolleyes:

[liverpool lad]

whats wrong with belmore? sure it is full of greeks and pacific islanders (weird mix i know) but its still a great place to live

You'll have to forgive my rather vague attempt at sarcasm. Belmore in the sense I mean't it is quite a colloquial statement.

[RedsLFCStevieG]

Its over. Thankfully, I don't have to worry anymore.

She came in on Friday, asked where I've been lately. I told I was working the drive-thru in the back and haven't been working in the lobby lately. I just took a stab at it and asked her if she had gotten any interesting letters lately. She said that she was wondering who it was and that it was a very nice gesture and how sweet I was.

She told me that she's been going steady with some guy for two years. I told her that he must be a very happy man. She exclaimed, "He better be, I just bought him a nice Christmas gift." I'm actually pretty happy because she was so honest with me and I really respect her. She's a really nice girl and she deserves someone who's made her happy for two years.

I'm content with the relationship we have. Its nice to have someone who I can have a conversation with to help you get through a boring day of work.

Upwards and onwards and on the next one! :cool:

I'd like to thank everyone whose wisdom and best advice helped me. Go give SBW some help!

[BigJCofBootle]

That's always shit when you find out that someone you like has a serious partner. You have my sympathies! You seem to have taken it well though, if that was me, I'd still be in my bed crying. :p Now, that was a joke.

...Why am I online?? I should be studying for this horrific week ahead. I did nothing yesterday and the Chelsea match will be on this afternoon, so I have 3 1/2 hours to do a lot! AH! This forum is too tempting.

[Sethie4]

...Why am I online?? I should be studying for this horrific week ahead. I did nothing yesterday and the Chelsea match will be on this afternoon, so I have 3 1/2 hours to do a lot! AH! This forum is too tempting.
i have 4 days to learn a 10 minute long german speech..... great Im screwed

[DaveRedMan]

Its over. Thankfully, I don't have to worry anymore.

She came in on Friday, asked where I've been lately. I told I was working the drive-thru in the back and haven't been working in the lobby lately. I just took a stab at it and asked her if she had gotten any interesting letters lately. She said that she was wondering who it was and that it was a very nice gesture and how sweet I was.

She told me that she's been going steady with some guy for two years. I told her that he must be a very happy man. She exclaimed, "He better be, I just bought him a nice Christmas gift." I'm actually pretty happy because she was so honest with me and I really respect her. She's a really nice girl and she deserves someone who's made her happy for two years.

I'm content with the relationship we have. Its nice to have someone who I can have a conversation with to help you get through a boring day of work.

Upwards and onwards and on the next one! :cool:

I'd like to thank everyone whose wisdom and best advice helped me. Go give SBW some help!

I hate to be cynical but that sounds like an excuse..:*(

[RedsLFCStevieG]

You seem to have taken it well though, if that was me, I'd still be in my bed crying. :p Now, that was a joke.

I spent the entire night getting smashed with my mates. Best way to forget about everything, I say. :cool:

[liverpool lad]

I spent the entire night getting smashed with my mates. Best way to forget about everything, I say. :cool:

Be honest. It still hurts when you sober up doesn't it?

Be a Yank and buy a gun and kill this bitch!!!

[Rafatolah]

Chloroform

One little chemical could change it all


Just think.....................................









































Chloroform

[Taylor]

I'm actually pretty happy because she was so honest with me and I really respect her.

Aw, isn't that lovely? Unfortunately, while you're busy respecting her, some other cat is getting to see her tits every evening.

I'm content with the relationship we have.

Sometimes it's good to be happy with fuck all.

[liverpool lad]

Taylor is there any way I can get your avtar(is that what its called) as my brother works in the Rubber Soul in town where Pete Price works and I want him to take it into work to show Pete Price.

[Taylor]

Taylor is there any way I can get your avtar(is that what its called) as my brother works in the Rubber Soul in town where Pete Price works and I want him to take it into work to show Pete Price.

There you go mate.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/jtzt2005/Istanbul/PetePrice.jpg

[liverpool lad]

Right for those who are IT literate can you tell me how I copy Taylors avtar?

[liverpool lad]

Sorry I have done it. Cheers Taylor, will tell you how Pete react's on seeing it.

[Taylor]

Sorry I have done it. Cheers Taylor, will tell you how Pete react's on seeing it.

Hate to piss on your chips mate, but he knows all about it. I think he was in the Echo with the lads that made the banner.

[liverpool lad]

Taylor: Cheers mate, no worries. I think I will still give it to our kid.

[AllezLesRouges]

Its over. Thankfully, I don't have to worry anymore.

She came in on Friday, asked where I've been lately. I told I was working the drive-thru in the back and haven't been working in the lobby lately. I just took a stab at it and asked her if she had gotten any interesting letters lately. She said that she was wondering who it was and that it was a very nice gesture and how sweet I was.

She told me that she's been going steady with some guy for two years. I told her that he must be a very happy man. She exclaimed, "He better be, I just bought him a nice Christmas gift." I'm actually pretty happy because she was so honest with me and I really respect her. She's a really nice girl and she deserves someone who's made her happy for two years.

I'm content with the relationship we have. Its nice to have someone who I can have a conversation with to help you get through a boring day of work.

Upwards and onwards and on the next one! :cool:

I'd like to thank everyone whose wisdom and best advice helped me. Go give SBW some help!



Oh dear, you have made a tit of yourself there haven't you.

[loothapub]

Oh dear, you have made a tit of yourself there haven't you.


:D that brightened a dull monday morning.

[King Xabi]

Oh dear, you have made a tit of yourself there haven't you.

:D :D

[The Prince]

Just found this old thread and wondered if there were a happier ending. Did she knock on your door in the dead of night, carrying a suitcase and a smile? Have the police worked out where you've put the peep hole?

I think we should be told.

[Kopit3]

haha, absolute corker of a thread, im in tears, by some of the absolute brilliant advise!

[paulotrac]

I was only thinking of this thread yesterday. What ever did happen with the girl in the bank?

[RedRich]

First time I've seen this thread. In answer to the original question, I just had a great weekend with a lovely gal. Not gonna go into detail but lets just say I've still got a big sloppy grin on my face! She was the one that did the chasing too which is lucky because I'm not the best at this flirting malarkey.

It's all good in chez RedRich ;)

I'm curious to know how this threads saga turned out too.

[RedsLFCStevieG]

I was only thinking of this thread yesterday. What ever did happen with the girl in the bank?

I pretty much forgot about her after all this time. She ended up leaving her job shortly after. Never saw her again after that. Not really much of a hard pill to swallow though because she wasn't single.



Recently, I was taking my lunch break and walked past the front desk and there was a familar face waiting there on line. I made eye contact with her but for some reason it didn't register with me who she was. So I went to my manager told him I was going to go down to the basement and have my lunch down there and that I'd be back in thirty. My guess was that she heard me say that. I walked downstairs and turned on the TV but realised I forgot to bring something to drink.

I quickly darted upstairs and there she was almost waiting for me at the door. A old friend from school but she looked a little different after four years of college. Still quite a looker though! I had a nice chat with her about her time at college and caught up a little bit. Unfortunetly, she had her little brother with her so I couldn't ask her out for lunch. So I just told that I'd see her around some time. I'll let you know how that one turns out also.

I actually quit my job about a week ago. I'm trying to find something else but I'll worry about it more when I get back from vacation. I'll be heading to Vermont on Thursday to visit for a week to visit my family.

[AllezLesRouges]

A very blatant change of subject there. Was welcomed though.

[ManCalledHorse]

First time I've seen this thread. In answer to the original question, I just had a great weekend with a lovely gal. Not gonna go into detail but lets just say I've still got a big sloppy grin on my face!
Did you mean grin or groin?

[CODE RED]

And a sloppy one at that.

[Cubbin]

I had never read this properly to fully appreciate it.

[paulotrac]

Hahaha! I remember this thread.

[dublinlfc]

Well well
Well

[thedanimal]

hahahaha epic

[lfc_all_the_way]

Some classic lines on here.

[red_bren_08]

page 4 was hillarous :)

[fan4dmb]

Wow that was a great read :D

Sadly I haven't been getting any love for a while, but it's nice to know that my girlfriend was getting it even though I wasn't :rolleyes:

[King Xabi]

Great thread.

Some great quotes in there.

[JONO]

I hope to God this girl in the nail salon isn't a scouser, she'll eat this lad alive.

"Er, hi, yes, erm, I was just, like, you know, wondering if, like, er, that maybe"

"Yer wha'? Worra yer onabout, you eh?""

"Ah, yes, I've seen you around, er, I work in the bank you see, and, erm, I..."

"Eeeee, no way, are you dat better Texan from der bank that keeps staring at me arse? Me and me mates have been proper buzzin' off you like"

"So does this mean that, er, you wouldn't like to, you know, go for some dinner?"

"No way la, I get me dinner at me ma's. But If yer in the Buzz on Satdee, I'll probably end up bagging for yer, yer big mong. But remember, if you end up back at ours, it's tits before fanny yer cheeky cunt".

Brilliant :D
Specially the last line

[paulotrac]

Oh dear, you have made a tit of yourself there haven't you.

Brilliant! :D

[poolmania]

So what happened to his latest attempt, the one with the little brother?

Classic read, first time I've seen this thread.

I once wrote a note to a girl telling how I feel and asking her out as I didn't have the courage face to face for some reason (many years ago). Found it the next day floating in the communal pool.:D

[RedsLFCStevieG]

I sure wish this thread didn't get dug up again.:o I sounded like a complete knobhead back then. Everything I've done to establish a decent reputation on these forums has gone down the shitter! Thanks Cubbin... :rolleyes:

[ger_ryan22]

Wow this was started before I was even a member!

[hyva sami]

Love this thread. :D

[matchoftheday]

Class thread.

Thanks.

[jonakilfc]

Great thread and no sign of redsam:D

[redsam]

Great thread and no sign of redsam:D

Oi.

No chance ;)

[Mozzaretti]

shit thread.

[Bridgeman]

I sure wish this thread didn't get dug up again.:o I sounded like a complete knobhead back then. Everything I've done to establish a decent reputation on these forums has gone down the shitter! Thanks Cubbin... :rolleyes:

so what was the out cum

or is there a new girl you want to ask advice about?

[Pip]

I sure wish this thread didn't get dug up again.:o I sounded like a complete knobhead back then. Everything I've done to establish a decent reputation on these forums has gone down the shitter! Thanks Cubbin... :rolleyes:

what a read....
how is the love life now stevie?
Once word of advice make sure you get their number (the girl with the brother)...maybe you did but you did not mention it in the thread...

seems like a lot of people out there with out any loving, someone should organise a big get together....let me know how it goes...:D

[Pip]

maybe there should be a thread for singles/swingers or something like that...

i once met somebody online and arranged to meet up, go to a liverpool match , and all ended with a hot shower the next morning...:D and a fast get away...ha ha

[Mozzaretti]

maybe there should be a thread for singles/swingers or something like that...

i once met somebody online and arranged to meet up, go to a liverpool match , and all ended with a hot shower the next morning...:D and a fast get away...ha ha

did you use www.going to thematch.com

Oh aye and apparently she was singing your praises too

[Pip]

did you use www.going to thematch.com

Oh aye and apparently she was singing your praises too

oh was it you.....:D..ha ha

there was sweet singing alright....;)

[Mozzaretti]

Good grief

[matchoftheday]

Before reading this thread I'd never heard of Tracey Cox. Listening to Radio 1 today - there she is. On the radio now.

[RedsLFCStevieG]

what a read....
how is the love life now stevie?
Once word of advice make sure you get their number (the girl with the brother)...maybe you did but you did not mention it in the thread...

seems like a lot of people out there with out any loving, someone should organise a big get together....let me know how it goes...:D

That seems like ages ago back then when I was working for a different bank. Well... lately I've been going to the 11 st. bar in NYC to meet some fellow Reds like myself. It's been a blast lately, I feel at home amongst people who are as mad for Liverpool as myself. I'm hoping to meet a Liverbird there some day, someone who is intelligent and worth going after.

Where I come from it seems like all the ladies are the same... all needy with issues and shit. It's rare to find something worth going after, d'you know I mean?

[fan4dmb]

That seems like ages ago back then when I was working for a different bank. Well... lately I've been going to the 11 st. bar in NYC to meet some fellow Reds like myself. It's been a blast lately, I feel at home amongst people who are as mad for Liverpool as myself. I'm hoping to meet a Liverbird there some day, someone who is intelligent and worth going after.

Where I come from it seems like all the ladies are the same... all needy with issues and shit. It's rare to find something worth going after, d'you know I mean?

That's just women in general, not restricted to your area

[RedsLFCStevieG]

That's just women in general, not restricted to your area

I'm not so sure about that there, Lando. Birds from my area are all spoiled and don't have any idea about the real world. It seems like women from the UK & Ireland especially around Merseyside come from working class families and are a bit more down to Earth.

[Mozzaretti]

That seems like ages ago back then when I was working for a different bank. Well... lately I've been going to the 11 st. bar in NYC to meet some fellow Reds like myself. It's been a blast lately, I feel at home amongst people who are as mad for Liverpool as myself. I'm hoping to meet a Liverbird there some day, someone who is intelligent and worth going after.

Where I come from it seems like all the ladies are the same... all needy with issues and shit. It's rare to find something worth going after, d'you know I mean?

Nowt wrong with dis broad - Bada Bing: Brains and beauty (don't get on the wrong side of her papa though) ;)...

http://hotcelebrity.name/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jamie-lynn-sigler-04.jpg

[AshyP]

Nowt wrong with dis broad - Bada Bing: Brains and beauty (don't get on the wrong side of her papa though) ;)...

http://hotcelebrity.name/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jamie-lynn-sigler-04.jpg

She's alright i guess. She's no CJ though is she mate ;)

[candyman]

It's a crying shame Taylor doesn't post more often. :D

[Mozzaretti]

She's alright i guess. She's no CJ though is she mate ;)

Claudia Jean's not from jersey though...

[Jimmys Chippy]

Do you still have a V Card in your posession?

[Mozzaretti]

That seems like ages ago back then when I was working for a different bank. Well... lately I've been going to the 11 st. bar in NYC to meet some fellow Reds like myself. It's been a blast lately, I feel at home amongst people who are as mad for Liverpool as myself. I'm hoping to meet a Liverbird there some day, someone who is intelligent and worth going after.

?

Don't want to piss on your chips like, but the words beggars and choosers spring to mind.

[JONO]

Bump

[poolmania]

Remember this thread. Brilliant.

[THIS_IS_ANFIELD]

I hope to God this girl in the nail salon isn't a scouser, she'll eat this lad alive.

"Er, hi, yes, erm, I was just, like, you know, wondering if, like, er, that maybe"

"Yer wha'? Worra yer onabout, you eh?""

"Ah, yes, I've seen you around, er, I work in the bank you see, and, erm, I..."

"Eeeee, no way, are you dat better Texan from der bank that keeps staring at me arse? Me and me mates have been proper buzzin' off you like"

"So does this mean that, er, you wouldn't like to, you know, go for some dinner?"

"No way la, I get me dinner at me ma's. But If yer in the Buzz on Satdee, I'll probably end up bagging for yer, yer big mong. But remember, if you end up back at ours, it's tits before fanny yer cheeky cunt".

Classic.
Taylor was one of the funniest on here, as long as you weren't on the end of one his rants - and I haven't even been a member on here that long!

[moe1971]

anyone else need any relationship advice?

[montypithon]

Where is paulotrac these days?

[moe1971]

where is paulotrac these days?

ttwar

[montypithon]

ttwar

ttwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? :eek::eek:

:cool:

[Steven - Dublin]

Having spent a couple of summers in Seaside, I recommend our American friend get himself down to the Jersey shore to find himself some love.